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Steve: Hey Bucky. Hey. Hey.
Bucky: *trying to sleep* Whaaaat?
Steve: Ya know how angels are actually scary?
Bucky: I guess??
Steve: And...and...demons are... what's that word again? Uh... alluring?
Bucky: Where are you going with this? Do you know what happened last time you were high as fuck and decided to talk about religion?
Steve: This isn't like that! Bucky, do you think demons are sexy?
Bucky: Alright, you need to go to fucking sleep.
Steve: I want a cheese cake.
Bucky: Steve. No. We can't even afford a cheese cake.
Steve: ....a cake made from cheese.
Bucky: wait... are you saying you want cheese? Just...cheese?
Steve: .......yes.
Bucky: Okay you know what? You can have some sliced cheese. And then you're going the fuck to bed!
Steve: I love you so much, Bucky.
Bucky: I know, pal. I know.
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Steve: *sitting and staring at the wall* Hi, wall.
Bucky: *standing in the doorway, concerned* You've been sitting there for an hour now, saying the same shit over and over again...
Steve: You're interrupting my conversation. Hi, wall.
Bucky: ......
Steve: *falls asleep on the floor snoring*
Bucky: *leaves him there*
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Marvel Oneshots And Crack
FanfictionI'm getting into Marvel. Help. This title DID change. Cover art done by @meyoco, I think they're on Tumblr. Their art can be found on Pinterest too.
