Yeet.
Thor: I WILL SMITE YOU, MIGHTY MONGREL! YOU HAVE NOT DEFEATED ME YET!
Loki: ......
Thor: I HAVE DEFEATED MY MORTAL ENEMY! HE IS SCREAMING IN HELL! NOW FOR THE VICTORY FEAST!
Loki: Thor?.....why are you attacking a fly with toy soldiers and Mjolnir?
Thor: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now. You come into my space, with that negative energy-
Loki: What are you god of again?...
Thor: Lightning! And...stuff.
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Marvel Oneshots And Crack
FanfictionI'm getting into Marvel. Help. This title DID change. Cover art done by @meyoco, I think they're on Tumblr. Their art can be found on Pinterest too.
