Tony: Ahhhh this chair is so comfy.
Steve: Owwww. Owwwww. My back is killing me. Owwww. My knees really hurt.
Tony: .... okay, you can have this chair, Capsicle.
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Steve: Ma'am, can I get a senior discount?
Cashier: Uh sir how old are you?? You look 25-
Steve: Why thank you! That means so much to a ninety year old man! I remember, back in the day...
Cashier: No I-
Steve: I did my waiting! 70 years of it! In the ice! I just want a senior discount! ;-;
Cashier: okay sir we'll see what we can do...
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Clint: Hi-
Steve: Get off my lawn!
Clint:
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Steve: Those kids outside are so loud and obnoxious.
Tony:You mean Clint and Natasha?
Steve: You all are kids to me.
Tony: exCUSE ME
Tony: I'M 40 YEARS OLD YOUNG MAN
Tony: YOU'RE LIKE 20
Steve: I'M 90 YEARS OLD! NOW LET ME LISTEN TO THE RADIO AND NOT THAT WEIRD PICTURE BOX!
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Marvel Oneshots And Crack
FanfictionI'm getting into Marvel. Help. This title DID change. Cover art done by @meyoco, I think they're on Tumblr. Their art can be found on Pinterest too.
