Author-chan: Now that you two are done canoodling... Let's read the next dare from TheEpicRandomLee. "Bill, I dare you to be a bond type spy and Dipper be the mastermind villain! Will and Rev!Dipper, be the henchmen."
Bill: *smirks* *snaps his fingers and he's in a James Bond costume with his hair slicked back, a neat suit, pistol, and watch*
Dipper: *staring whilst blushing*
Rev!Dipper: Quit acting like a teenage schoolgirl.
Will: I-I l-like his s-suit... *nervously adjusts bowtie*
Bill: Thanks Blueberry!
Will: B-blueberry?
Bill: Yeah. Cuz you're blue, and delicate. By delicate I mean wimpy.
Will: H-hey! That's n-not nice you... you... triangle!
Bill: I can kill you in eight different ways.
Will: IM SORRY!
Author-chan: ON WITH THE DARE! Annnndd... ACTION!
Dipper: *evil villian smirk* you'll never stop me Cipher!
Bill: You sure about that? Cuz I have a plan. Be polite, be courteous, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room.
Dipper: Hmm.. Brilliant plan... But you'll never get past my henchmen!
Tyrone: Damn straight!
Will: B-but I'm still sore...
Dipper: WALK IT OFF!
Bill: *trips Dipper*
Dipper: Ow! No fair!
Bill: One down, two to go.
Rev!Dipper: Bring it you iscoceles-
Bill: *gives him an Indian burn*
Rev!Dipper: Welp. I'm down.
Will: ...
Bill: ...
Will: ...
Bill: Rawr.
Will: *runs away sobbing*
Dipper: I'll get you back for this, Cipher!
Bill: Not Cipher. The names Bond... James, Bond.
Author-Chan: AAANND SCENE!
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
ЮморThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
