Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip

Freaking Adorable Dare... Or Maybe Not

Author-chan: *rolling on the floor hugging my BillDip merchandise and praising the person who gave them this dare*

Tyrone: What the hell is she doing...?

Author-chan: I WILL FISHHOOK YOUR EYELIDS OPEN AND MAKE YOU WATCH AS I RIP OUT YOUR GUTS YOU BRAT! (Laughing Jack reference anyone?)

Tyrone: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! *runs away*

Bill: So, any dares for us, kid?

Author-chan: *squeals like a banshee
and squeezes the life out of my Dipper and Bill plushies* YASS! ITS ADORABLE! CrafterLily1 has dared you to...

Dipper: To?

Author-chan: Wait for it... Kiss! *squeals*

Bill: and? We do that plenty.

Author-chan: Yeah, but this can't be a lust fueled kiss. It has to be sweet, romantic, and loving.

Bill: *rolls eyes* I'm a demon. I don't do love.

Author-chan: O_O
Mabel: O_O
Will: O_O

Dipper: So... All this time... It's just been lust... (SUDDEN ANGST CUZ IM A JERK LIKE THAT xD)

Bill: Heh? I never-
Dipper: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HEARTLESS DEMON?! I HATE YOU!

Author-chan: O_O
Mabel: O_O
Will: O_O
Tyrone: O_O

Bill: ...I-
Dipper: No... *sob* D-don't talk to me... *runs off*
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Author-chan: YOU *BLEEP*ING IDIOT! I JUST WANTED A F*BLEEP*ING CUTE MOMENT AND YOU HAD TO GO A BE A DUMB*BLEEP*AND *BLEEP* IT UP!
*BLEEEEP* *BLEEEP* *BLEEEP*

Bill: SHUT UP! *tears pouring down his cheeks* Just shut up... *sobs into his hands*
Will: Bill...? I-I've never s-seen you c-cry before...

Mabel: He loves him... Bill really loves Dipper...

Author-chan: Bill... IM GETTING FORD!

Bill: HEH? NO!

Ford: What was t- WHO IS THIS?! *points stun gun at Bill*

Author-chan: Ford, meet human Bill Cipher. Aka the dumb*bleep* who *bleep*ed up with his boyfriend.

Ford: Bill? Bill Cipher? *looks Bill up and down, scrutinizing his red, swollen eyes, shaking figure, and quivering lips*

Bill: Y-you can knock it off Fordsy... I know I'm pathetic for getting torn up over a kid... A smart, adorable, funny, clumsy...kid... *sobs into his hands again*
Ford: *growls under his breath* As much as I don't want to... I see genuine distress in Bill's eyes... Now, what happened?

Author-chan: *explains the dare and what Bill said*

Ford: BILL IS DATING MY GREAT NEPHEW?!

Author-chan: NOT IMPORTANT! Anyway, OPERATION BILLDIP IS A GO!

Everyone: BillDip?

Author-chan: NOT IMPORTANT!

LATER
Dipper: *sitting on his and Bill's bed, on Bill's side, sobbing as he tangles himself in the cologne-scented sheets*
Outside the door
Author-chan: Now, you ready Bill?

Bill: Anything for Pinetree...

Author-chan: Good! Now, we'll all be waiting downstairs. Work this out! *they all go back downstairs except Bill*

Bill: *nervously knocks on the door*
Dipper: W-who is it?
Bill: *slowly opens the door* P-pinetree?

Dipper: *eyes are red from crying and he's still tangled in the sheets*

Bill: I-I caused this? *bites lip to try to stop himself from crying* I caused my only love, pain...?

Dipper: I thought demons like you didn't "do love." *scowls* Besides, you've caused me plenty of pain, I just never point it out so you don't feel bad. *growls*

Bill: I-I have? *tears roll down his face* I've done that...?
Dipper: Multiple times... *lip trembles*
Bill: I-I... IM SO SORRY! *falls to his knees sobbing*
Dipper: *stops crying as he watches Bill* *thinks* A near omnipotent dream demon falling to his knees all because he can't bear the thought that he's hurt me... He loves me...

*Dipper slowly gets up, walking over to Bill*

Bill: *looks up from his hands at Dipper, who is holding out his hand to help Bill up*
Bill: What...?

Dipper: Just the fact that you, a powerful dream demon far above humans, is willing to fall to his knees sobbing over me, is enough. You've proved it. *smiles* You love me, don't you?
Bill: Yes... I love you...

*Dipper pulls Bill up, and despite Bill towering over him, their lips meet as Bill comes up*

Author-chan: *snaps a picture*
Mabel: *squeals*
Ford: *trying hard to resist the urge to shoot Bill*

Dipper: Bill, I love you.
Bill: Love you too, Dipper.