(I MADE AN EDIT FOR Y'ALL. YOU CAN WATCH IT ABOVE, AND ON MY INSTAGRAM. @/anime_falls_58 OR MY YOUTUBE OF THE SAME NAME)
Author-chan: SO, FOR THIS CHAPTER, I DID A FACE REVEAL. NOW YOU CAN SEE THE INSANE PERSON BEHIND ALL THESE SHENANIGANS.
Swag-chan: I'M TOO UGLY FOR A FACE REVEAL SO...
Author-chan: So, for this very special chapter, I'm going to answer some questions about myself! That's right. I'm that narcissistic. IT'S MY BOOK. I DO WHAT I WANT.
Swag-chan: First question from your non-existent fans is, why did you start this book?
Author-chan: Because I love Billdip, Willdip, and making people laugh their asses off. Also, I wanted to have my very own fan base.
Swag-chan: -_- Not gonna happen. Next question is, what is your real name?
Author-chan: Marcella Evelynn Olivia Williams. Look closely at the initials. I'm not even kidding, that's my name.
Swag-chan: -_- Good for you. Next question, what are your favorite things?
Author-chan: Favorite food, cheesecake. Favorite band, Hollywood Undead or Panic! at the Disco. Favorite color, burgundy. Favorite person, MYSELF MOTHAFUCKAS. JUST KIDDING I LOVE MISHA COLLINS.
Swag-chan: Yep, we know that. Fun fact about yourself?
Author-chan: I have a birth defect.
Swag-chan: If you ever met the Gravity Falls crew in real life, what would you do?
Author-chan: Hug Dipper and Mabel, punch Bill and then kiss him, talk with Wendy about guy problems, talk about anime with Soos, be insane with Fiddleford, fistfight with Stan and probably lose, and play Trivia Crack against Ford.
Swag-chan: Mhm, mhm. Any special words for your *coughs* nonexistent *coughs* fans?
Author-chan: Obviously! I wanna say thank you. Thank you for reading every chapter I've ever posted, thank you for your hilarious comments and feedback, thank you for giving this book over a thousand views and thank you for giving it 4K and counting votes. But most of all, thank you for all the suggestions and ideas. Without them, this book wouldn't be here.
Swag-chan: *brushes a tear away* THAT WAS SO DUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
Author-chan: I KNOW RIGHT QUACK QUACK
Swag-chan: WE'RE DUCKS NOW.
Author-chan: YES. YES WE ARE. Anyway, I need some ideas on how to make this chapter even more special, so go ahead and comment! Something, anything! I could feature an OC of yours, I could feature you, or maybe you just have a dare or something!
Swag-chan: QUIT BEGGING FOR COMMENTS.
Author-chan: SHUT UP SWAG-CHAN YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE MAIN AUTHOR.
Swag-chan: WELL AT LEAST I HAVE MORE IDEAS THAN BUZZFEED AND YOU.
Author-chan: *offended gasp* YOU DID NOT.
Swag-chan: MHM. DON'T MESS WITH ME, HOE.
Author-chan: ANYWAY, COMMENT QUESTIONS IN THE COMMENT SECTION. OBVIOUSLY. THEY CAN BE ABOUT ME, OR FOR SWAG-CHAN, OR ANYONE ELSE. I DON'T KNOW OKAY. JUST DO IT.
Swag-chan: DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS.
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