Author-chan: Bill! I have a fun dare for you!
Bill: Fun? Are we talkin' S or M?
Author-chan: O_O NOT THAT KIND OF FUN.
Bill: Oh.... Okay....
Author-chan: *mumbles* Pervert.... Anyway! Your dare is... *whispers* go up to Dipper, steal his hat, and run off and yell, "I REGRET NOTHING!"
Bill: Okay. *shrugs* Hey Pinetree! Come here a sec!
Dipper: Yeah? *walks up to Bill*
Bill: *grabs his hat*
Dipper: HEY!
Bill: *runs off* I REGRET NOTHING!
Dipper: *chases after him*
A few minutes later
Bill: *in his Dorito form, sitting in Dipper's hat*
Dipper: Get out of my hat!
Bill: No.
Dipper: No?
Bill: Yes.
Dipper: Wait, what?
Bill: No, I won't get out of your hat. Yes, you are correct in believing that the answer is no. *sassily examines nails*
Dipper: UGHH! *pinches bridge of nose*
Bill: I'll get out on one condition...
Dipper: What?
Bill: Admit that you're adorable and an innocent little cinnamon roll.
Dipper: What...? Have you been hanging out with Mabel?
Bill: ...THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
Dipper: Fine... I'm adorable... And an innocent cinnamon roll.
Bill: Good, good. *puts on his hat and it covers half of him*
Dipper: You look so cute...
Bill: Huh?
Dipper: NOTHING!
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