(I'd like to thank all you super fans who vote on EVERY CHAPTER and SPAM YOUR DEAR SWEET AUTHOR-CHAN WITH VOTES (you know who you badass awesome bishes are) for spamming me with loveliness. :D Also, I haven't been on here in like 3 WHOLE DAYS! So, I have a lot of FLIPPING AWESOME DARES to write. So, yours may come a little late, BUT I WILL FORGET NOOOONNE!)
Author-chan: HOLY CHICKEN!
Bill: ...*looks down at the chicken he's eating* *screams and points an upside down cross at it*
Author-chan: ...nobody blessed your chicken, Billy.
Bill: *slowly eats chicken*
Author-chan: Okkaayyy... Gonna pretend that never happened... WILLLL MY DEAR! GET DOWN HERE ALONG WITH ANNOYING LITTLE SH- I MEAN DIPPYFRESH.
Dippyfresh: Wazzup, bros! *tries to high five Bill*
Bill: *looks down at chicken* *looks up at Dippyfresh* *hisses* Mine. My chicken. My unholy chicken.
Dippyfresh: Okay! That's disturbing!
Author-chan: Will! Hang out with Dippyfresh! TO THE CLOSET! *shoves Will and Dippyfresh into the closet together*
Will: ...IT'S D-DARK IN H-H-HERE! I-I'M-
Author-chan: *turns on the lights in the closet*
Will: O-oh...
Dippyfresh: *singing "Hotline Bling" loudly*
Will: I-I p-prefer t-this song... *shows him the song to the side, which is Devil by Super Junior*
Dippyfresh: Nice! *high fives Dippyfresh*
A few hours of hanging out later
Dippyfresh and Will: *showing each other their favorite songs*
Will: *singing* Here's what he said as he started to walk past me, "It's a nice night for a walk, mind if I join you?"
Dippyfresh: Do whatcha wanna do!
Will: Good, cuz I'm going to-
Author-chan: YASSS! THAT SONG'S MY JAM! *starts playing Devil's Train by The Lab Rats*
Everyone: *dance party*
Bill: DON'T TOUCH MY UNGODLY CHIICCKKEEEENN! *runs to his room, carrying a bucket of chicken*
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
