Author-chan: NEW DARE! Bill, Tyrone, you'll like this. *whispers the dare to them*
Bill: *huge evil grin*
Tyrone (Rev!Dipper): *smirk*
Dipper: Oh dear god...
Will: W-w-why are they g-grinning so s-s-scary like? *shaking like a leaf in a windstorm*
Author-chan: *sets up a pole in the middle of the room* Dipper, Will, you have to do a strip pole dance, in front of your respective boyfriends.
Dipper: *faints*
Will: W-W-WHAT? B-B-B-BUT... I-I-I...! *stuttering mess*
Bill and Rev!Dipper: This'll be fun. *evil grin*
Mabel: *fangirl squeal* THINGS ARE GETTIN JUICY! ILL MAKE THEIR SEXY OUTFITS AND DO THEIR MAKEUP! ILL ALSO WAKE UP DIPPER...
Author-chan: Mabel! Mah homie!
Mabel: *slaps Dipper until he wakes up*
Dipper: Please tell me that was a nightmare Bill gave me...
Mabel: NOPE! Now let's go bro-bro! Let's get you into your stripper outfit!
Dipper: STRIPPER OUTFIT? *Mabel drags him into their room*
Will: ...
Bill: ...
Will: I-I have t-to?
Bill: Yep! Let's go Blueberry!
Rev!Dipper: Don't make him look like a slu-
Bill: I won't! *drags Will somewhere else unknown*
Three hours later.
Dipper: I AM NOT WEARING THIS! *he is wearing a blue spandex tank top with a pinetree shaped neckline that goes down to his belly button, with tight blue shorts*
Mabel: You look so cute bro-bro!
Dipper: CUTE?!
With Will and Bill
Will: *sobbing* I-I look horrible! This is so r-revealing! *he wears a black bow tie and tight, dark blue boxers*
Bill: You look fine, kid. Now shut up and let's go.
Doing the dare
Will: I-I-I don't know H-how to p-pole d-dance...
Rev!Dipper: *smirking* Sure you don't. Now, try.
Will: *attempts to, failing miserably and falls to the ground* *sobs* I-I think I broke something!
Bill: WALK IT OFF!
Will: *tries again, doing slightly better*
Mabel: *wolf whistle*
Bill: Wow Blueberry. You're a natural.
Will: R-r-really? *falls to the floor
again*
Dipper's turn
Dipper: I don't wanna do this!
Bill: Too bad! We had a deeealll~
Dipper: I hate you Cipher...
Bill: No you don't, Pine Tree. *grins* Now, you have work to dooo...
Dipper: *does the dance perfectly, not messing up a single time*
Will: W-why couldn't I do it like that...
Rev!Dipper: You did much better, my little Blueberry.
Will: T-thank you Master...
Bill: *nose is bleeding* Hot damn...
Author-chan: OKAY THEN THIS HAS BEEN SUFFICIENTLY R RATED, SO LETS GO NOW.
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
