Mabel Juice

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Author-chan: MABEL! I NEED SOME MABEL JUICE, STAT! A LOT OF IT TOO!

Mabel: YAAAAYYY!

Dipper: Oh no...

Bill: The heck is Mabel Juice?

Stan: Coffee. Coffee and nightmares. *shivers*

Bill: I'm good at nightmares! This should be fun!

Will: I-I beg t-to differ.

Author-chan: Nonsense! So, your guys' dare is that you have to drink 4 quarts of Mabel Juice! Each!

Will: B-b-but...

Author-chan: NO BUTS! DO IT! DO IT NOW! *gives them each four quarts of Mabel Juice*

Bill: What does this stuff even do?

Tyrone: Mine has a plastic dinosaur in it...

Will: M-m-mine has glitter... I-is this s-safe to d-drink?

Mabel: I'm not gonna answer that. NOW DRINK! NOWWWWW!

Will: *gulps his down*

Tyrone: How did he... In one gulp?!

Bill: A talent of ours! *gulps his down quickly*

Dipper: Ew... That looks... So wrong...

Bill: Wrong in a bad way? Or in... *winks* a good way?

Dipper: *blushes* Bad way. Obviously.

Tyrone: *slowly drinking sip by sip*

Dipper: *gulps down one quart at a time*

Will: *shaking with caffeinated energy* HAHAHAHAHA! I FEEL SO ALIVE! *runs around like crazy* I NEVER RUN OUT OF ENERGY!

Bill: -_- That's because we're both beings of pure energy. *sweatdrop*

Will: DON'T CARE! (=゚ω゚)ノ *takes off running again*

Bill: *sweatdrop again* *suddenly starts to shake* WOOOOOOOOO! *runs around like a maniac*

Dipper: I FEEL SO ALIVE! HAHAHAHA! *tackles Bill*

Tyrone: Tch. Idiots.

Grunkle Stan: (°_°)

Ford: Are they okay...? I mean, I couldn't care less about Bill, but the rest of them... Should I call the asylum?

Mabel: Nope! They just had some Mabel Juice! Want some?!

Grunkle Stan: Yeah uh, I gotta go... Uh... Do stuff. NON SPECIFIC EXCUSE! *runs away*

Tyrone: Tch. *looks down at his cup* This stuff is disgusting.

Mabel: HOW DARE YOU! HOW FREAKING DARE YOU! I SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON THAT AND ALL YOU DO IS INSULT IT! IT HAS PLASTIC DINOSAURS AND GLITTER! DINOSAURS AND GLITTER! WHAT THE HECK IS BETTER THAN THAT? NOTHING! NOTHING I SAY! SO DON'T YOU GO AND "TCH" MY MABEL JUICE, YOU LEVI ACKERMAN COPYCAT!

Tyrone: IM SORRY OKAY?! *runs away as Mabel tries to tackle him*

Author-chan: Well... This is chaos... *gets tackled by Waddles* AHHHH!

Ford: EVERYONE CALM DOWN OR I WILL TASER YOU PAINFULLY!

Bill: SHUT IT, GLASSES! THIS GOAT AND I HAVE UNFINISHED BIZ!

Gompers the Goat: *bites Bill's tailcoat*

Bill: YOU LITTLE SH-

Dipper: LANGUAGE!

Author-chan: GO TO THE NEXT CHAPTER! GO! GO! YOU'LL BE SAFE THEREEEEE!

Waddles: OOOOINNNNKKK!

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