Author-chan: GUYS! STOP ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING!
Bill: *looks up from book with an unimpressed glare* *continues reading*
Dipper: *sleeps*
Tyrone: *rolls eyes*
Will: Y-yes mam! *stops reading, freezes up, and stops breathing* *turns blue (more blue than usual)*
Author-chan: Except breathing! Keep breathing, Will.
Will: *faints*
Tyrone: Welp. He's out.
Author-chan: DIPPER! WAKE UP! *slaps him* WILL... *calmly cradles Will* Time to wake up, sweetie! *smiles*
Dipper: WHY DOES HE GET THE BABY TREATMENT?!
Author-chan: He's fragile! *strokes Will's face*
Will: I-I-I am n-not! *crosses arms stubbornly*
Bill: *sneaks up behind Will* Boo.
Will: *screams and hides behind Tyrone*
Author-chan: *facefloor* My point proven. ANYWAY! We have a dare! BILL! TYRONE! FRONT AND CENTER!
Bill: *salutes, Attack on Titan style*
Tyrone: *salutes, normal style*
Author-chan: *slaps Tyrone* You are a disappointment to me and the AOT fandom. Anyway! Bae, I have an order for you.
Sebastian Michaelis: Yes, My Lady?
Bill: Who's this? *eyes flash red*
Sebastian: Ah. Hello, Bill. William. *smiles*
Author-chan: I order you, to turn these four into females!
Sebastian: Yes, My Young Lady. *does his thing*
Belle (Bill): Man... I'm hot! *twirls his new long hair*
Dippy (Dipper): Since when were you into girls? *jealously blushes*
Tyra (Tyrone): *smirks* I'm hot even in girl form.
Willow (Will): *smiles and blushes* I-I like t-this dare...
Mabel: WOAH WOAH WOAH... It used to be yaoi.... YUUURRRRIIIII!!!! ASHAOABSASJBWA!
Author-chan: SAME, GIRL! SAME! *runs around fangirling with Mabel*
Belle: What the heck is yaoi and yuri?
Dippy: *turns dark red*
Tyra: It sounds weird.
Willow: *turns dark red as well*
Sebastian: It seems your beloveds already know what the concepts of "yaoi" and "yuri" are. *smirks*
Dippy and Willow: N-NO WE DON'T!
Belle and Tyra: *secretly fistbump in victory*
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
