Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip

The Cooking Contest!

(I'm sorry this came out so late, I've been sick and having relapses of depression lately, so my time is kind've a mix of school, being sick, and hating a bunch of crap. So, sorry!)

Marci: I'M HUNGRY ASF SO IMMA USE MY HUNGER AS AN OPPORTUNITY. BILL, TYRONE, SEBBY!

Sebastian: Yes, Milady?

Bill: What, kid?

Tyrone: *glances up from his book and grunts*

Marci: Y'ALL ARE GONNA HAVE A COOKING CONTEST.

Tyrone: Ew.

Bill: NO.

Sebastian:

Ciel: You do realize you don't just need knives to cook, yes?

Sebastian: *uses his other hand to show the forks*

Ciel: -_- Of course.

Marci: SEBBY ALREADY GETS POINTS BECAUSE HE'S FAB AS FUDGE

Bill: WHAT THE HELL! *pouts*

Tyrone: -_- Whatever. *starts cooking*

Marci: By the way, your boyfriends will judge your work by comparison. They have promised not to be biased.

Ciel: No we didn-

Marci: SHUT UP.

Ciel: Fine, fine. *rolls eyes*

Sebastian: *working at demonic speed, cooking with grace*

Bill: *popping up around different spots in the kitchen to get the materials instead of walking*

Larana: BOO! *tackles Author-chan*

Author-chan: OH NO AN OC THAT ISN'T PART OF THIS BOOK YOU'RE GOING TO RIP THE STORYLINE CONTINUUM 

Larana: DON'T CARE. HAHAHAHAHA! *climbs up to the cieling (I'M NOT SORRY) and hangs from it* WOOOP WOOOOP LALALALALA I HATE LIZARDS

Author-chan: AUGHH SOMEONE GET HER

Avarice: *drags Larana away*

Author-chan: THANK YOU, OTHER OC! ANYWAAAY....

Dipper: *tastes Tyrone's* Hm... Not bad, man. *smiles*

Tyrone: *shrugs*

William: *tastes Bill's* G-G-good job, o-o-Otouto...

Ciel: *tastes Sebastian's* Hm. It'll do.

Sebastian: *smiles softly and bows* Thank you, my lord.

Marci: OKAY NOW SWITCH PLATES!

Dipper: *tastes Bill's* Hm. Not bad.

Bill: That's the best ya could say? Seriously, pinetree?

Dipper: *shrugs*

Will: *tastes Sebastian* O-oh my... Y-you're a-a very g-G-good c-c-cook...

Sebastian: ^_^ Thank you very much.

Ciel: *tastes Tyrones* Ew.

Tyrone: -_- Thank you for your skilled and detailed feedback.

William: *tastes Tyrone's* V-v-very g-good! *smiles adorably*

Tyrone: *softly smiles* Thank you, William...

Ciel: *tastes Bill's* Hm. *shrugs* It is good I suppose.

Bill: *grins* I'm winning!

Author-chan: NO YOU AIN'T BISH SHUT UP

Dipper: *tastes Sebastian's* Wow, man... This is great... *eats more of it*

Mabel: *grabs some of it and stuffs it in her mouth* YAAAAY!

Author-chan: OKAY WHO GAVE HER THE SMILE DIP

Bill: *raises hand slowly*

Author-chan: BILL LOSES BY DEFAULT. SEBBY WINS BECAUSE WHY NOT.

Sebastian: ^_^

Ciel: Why do you always smile like that?

Sebastian: It's so when I smile like this when I'm angry, people can't see the murderous intentions in my eyes.

Author-chan: I KNEW IT!