(I HAD TO DO THE VIDEO I'M SORRY XD also, italics are thoughts. You're gonna need to know that for this chappie XD)
Author-chan: YAAAASSSS! THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUUUUNNN!
Bill: Don't squeal like that... Freaking banshee...
Will: B-banshees a-are scary...
Sebastian: And rather irritating as well. *rolls eyes*
Author-chan: *nosebleed* DON'T DO THAT IT'S TOO SEXY!
Sebastian: *cocks eyebrow in curiosity*
Author-chan: AHHHH! *nosebleed even more*
Sebastian: I believe she needs a tissue... *mumbles* Or rather, a tampon for her nose... *snickers*
Ciel: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Why am I even here?
Author-chan: Okay... I'm calm... Now, you are here because... DEMON KARAOKE!
Bill and Sebastian: Karaoke?! With him?! *death glare at each other*
Ciel: *grins*
Sebastian: YOU LITTLE *BLEEP*ING *BLEEP* TRY ME BISH I DARE YOU-
Ciel: This seems interesting... Do what she asks, Sebastian.
Sebastian: *mentally flipping Ciel off* SCREW THE CONTRACT I QUI-
Author-chan: Daw, don't look so sour! I'll give you a cat if you do this for me!
Ciel: Wha- NO! *grits teeth angrily*
Sebastian: HAHA YOU LITTLE *BLEEP* DOESN'T FEEL SO NICE, DOES IT?! LIL' SHI-
Author-chan: And Bill, if you do this, I'll take back the video Sebastian sent to Urushi- I mean Lucifer!
Sebastian: WHAT THE ACTUAL *BLEEP*ING *BLEEP* I NEVER AGREED TO THIS. I DESERVE COMPENSATION.
Bill: Fine!
Sebastian: I HOPE YOU SWALLOW HOLY WATER.
Will: W-what will w-we sing?
Author-chan: Lovegame by Lady Gaga!
Sebastian: THE HELL IS A GAGA?! WE NEED SOME BACH UP IN HERE. OR BETTER YET, LETS NOT DO THIS AT ALL.
Ciel: Sebastian? *looks up at Sebastian, not with his usual "I hate you" look*
(NON-SEBACIEL SHIPPERS BEWARE FOR THIS MOMENT!)
Sebastian: Why are you so adorable... DAMMIT I'M GOING SOFT AGAIN- Yes, Ciel?
Ciel: *smiles* You'll do fine. This may be more fun than it sounds.
Sebastian: That, my demonic friends, is not a human. This is a perfect being. The pinnacle of human perfection. A blue-eyed angel in disguise. Ciel Phantomhive is perfect. The most annoying little *bleep* in the world, but perfect. Indeed! This may be great fun for me... *evil smirk*
Bill: *grinning*
Will: *for the first time in his life, is looking like a seme not a uke*
Tyrone: *holding his nose in case it bleeds*
*le music starts*
Bill: Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick, *winks at Dipper* Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
Sebastian: *blows Ciel a kiss* I wanna kiss you, but if I do then I might miss you babe! It's complicated and stupid got my ass squeezed by sexy Cupid, guess he wants to play, wants to play, a love game, a love game!
Will: *sways his hips while looking at Tyrone* Hold me and love me, just wanna touch you for a minute! Maybe three seconds is enough for my heart to quit it!
Bill: *dancing Tom Hiddleston style* Lets have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick don't think too much just bust that kick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
Sebastian: *dancing MJ style* Lets play a love game play a love game do you want love do you want fame? Are you in the game? Dans le love game!
Tyrone: *nosebleeds*
Dipper: *blushing 50 shades of red*
Ciel: *nosebleeding and has a red face*
Will: *dancing all sexy-like* I'm on a mission... And it involves some heavy touchin' yeah! You've indicated your interest I'm educated in sex yes and now I want it bad want it bad A love game, A love game!
(skips half the song cuz I'm lazy)
Bill and Sebastian and Will: *all posing in ovary-destroying poses* I can see you standing there with a smile on your mouth and your hand on your HUH!
(Skips the ending of the song just cuz xD)
Ciel: *had to go the the bathroom to stop his bleeding nose*
Tyrone: *fanboying*
Dipper: Holy. Chicken. Nuggets. *nosebleed*
Sebastian: *smirks and chuckles*
Will: *shyly blushes*
Bill: *sassily examining nails while smirking*
Author-chan: *eating Bill's unholy chicken*
Bill: HUH?! STOP EATING MY CHIIIICCCKKEEEENN! *chases Author-chan out the door*
Author-chan: I WILL REEETTUUUURRRRNNN!
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