Author-chan: HEHEHEH! So, couples, today we all want to know some secrets about your respective lovers. EMBARRASSING ONES! SEBACIEL FIRST.
Ciel: *snickers* Well, Sebastian doesn't sleep often, but when he does, he hugs me like a teddy bear... CAUSE HE USED TO SLEEP WITH ONE!
Author-chan and Bill: BAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Sebastian: *blushing and pouting* I can't help it... And besides, Ciel has embarrassing secrets as well. Like, for example, he fails miserably at being seductive.
Ciel: *mumbles angrily, in a way that's a bit hurt* Jee, you could've told that to my face...
Author-chan: Okay, up next, WillDip!
Will: W-w-well... U-um... T-Tyrone has a s-secret love for b-bunnies...
Tyrone: Tch, do not... And Will is a total wimpy coward when it comes to insects.
Will: ... *a bit hurt by his choice of words*
Author-chan: BILLDIP, GO.
Dipper: Bill knows little to nothing about the human body.
Bill: Dipper used to, and still occasionally, wets the bed. *smirks*
Dipper: *mutters angrily* Bit too much there, you idiot...
Author-chan: Now, share some of their secrets that they have, semes!
Sebastian: Well, after he escaped the cult, Ciel acted like a child. Always turning on every light in the house, wetting the bed due to nightmares...
Ciel: *mumbles* You said you wouldn't tell anyone that...
Author-chan: WillDip!
Tyrone: Will has a birthmark on his thigh.
Will: *blushes*
Author-chan: BILLDIP YOUR TURN!
Bill: Dipper used to have anore-
(Do note that anorexia is very serious, and if you believe you suffer from it or do, please don't be afraid to tell somebody. Heck, even though half of you probably don't know me, I'd still be happy to listen.)
Dipper: Okay, that's enough. No one needed to know that.
Ciel: Indeed. I'd appreciate it if you'd keep your complaints about my seduction ability to yourself, as well as my uncontrollable bodily functions.
Will: ...
Will, Ciel, and Dipper: *stomp away to their rooms*
Author-chan: Welp, that went swell.
Bill: Dammit... Bad Bill! *bonks himself on the head and goes to apologize to Dipper*
Sebastian: Oh dear... I truly did not think about how cruel my words could've seemed... *goes to apologize*
Tyrone: I was a bit insensitive with my words... *sighs and goes to Will to say sorry*
Author-chan: Welp, that was fun. I'm hungry. SOMEONE MAKE ME SOME FISH AND CHIPS!
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
UmorismoThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
