Author-chan: UGH ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE'VE BEEN HERE.
Swag-chan: -_- Don't blame me. You're the one who broke your phone again. Not to mention you're too lazy to type.
Author-chan: WELL... SHUT UP. Anyway, to distract from the fact that the only father figure I've ever had is John Winchester, I'm gonna be doing a very special Father's Day chapter. And, wouldn't you know it, our lovely little ukes have a very special announcement for this occasion.
Swag-chan: THEY'RE PREG-
Author-chan: SWAG-CHAN SHUT THE FUCK UP IT HAS TO BE A CUTE ANNOUNCEMENT NOT A SPOILER
Swag-chan: I'M NOT SORRY.
Ciel: Sebastian won't want to keep it, you know... We settled on no kids...
Swag-chan: Oh, shut up! He'll love it. He dealt with you for... how many years? So he'll be fine.
Ciel: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Author-chan: NOT IMPORTANT. DIPPER, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
Dipper: *vomiting into the toilet* *flips Author-chan off*
Author-chan: WILLIAM?
Will: *eating pickles with peanut butter*
Swag-chan: O-kaaaay...
Bill: OKAY, WHO POISONED PINETREE?!
Swag-chan: HE'S NOT DYING, HE'S PRE-
Author-chan: PREDICTING. PREDICTING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE VOMITED IN THE TOILET.
Swag-chan: -_- That's just sad.
Author-chan: SHUT IT. Anywaaayy, Happy Father's Day!
Tyrone: We're not fathers.
William: *wearing Tyrone's shirt, which is oversized on him* We will be, soon... *takes off the shirt REVEALING HIS BABY BUMP Y'ALL KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN* Surprise... *shy smile*
Tyrone: . . . O_O *faints*
Swag-chan: FATHER OF THE YEAR. *throws a Father's Day card on Tyrone's face*
Bill: HA HA. SUCKS FOR YOU, PINETREE THE SECOND.
Mabel: I wouldn't say that yet. *grins*
Bill: I SAY WHAT I WANT, SHOOTING STAR.
Dipper: Bill, you spoke a little too soon... Cuz... I'm pregnant.
Bill: . . . AHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUNNY, PINETREE!
Swag-chan: *yanks up Dipper's shirt and points at his baby bump* And, he was projectile vomiting into the toilet a few minutes ago. How much proof do ya need?
Bill: *rolls on the floor* AHAAHAHAHA I'M GONNA BE A FATHER AHAHAHA!
Author-chan: He's coping.
Swag-chan: Yeaaaah. Ciel, your turn.
Sebastian: Ciel...?
Ciel: *looks down and bites his lip* I'm not as far along, so I don't really have a bump... But yes.
Sebastian: *slowly smiles and kneels down to kiss Ciel's stomach* You're going to be a wonderful mother, Ciel.
Ciel: *actually smiles for once aw* You're going to be a wonderful father, Sebastian.
Swag-chan: Aww! They are so goals. Other than the fact that one of them is a demon, and one is kinda crazy and PTSD-y... But still! Goals.
Mabel: How did they all get preggers at the same time, though?
Author-chan: The magic of Author-chan.
Mabel: AND SMILE DIP!
Author-chan and Swag-chan: -_-
Zayda, Author-chan's OC: Stay tuned for the next chapter, where we will see how our favorite couples cope with morning sickness, cravings, and mood swings!
Scar, Swag-chan's OC: THEN WE GET TO SEE THEM MAKE BABIES!
Swag-chan: WHY IS SHE HERE I DIDN'T PERMIT THIS
Author-chan: I NEEDED ANOTHER ANNOUNCER OKAY SUCK IT UP
Swag-chan: WHERE IS LUCILLE I NEED HER TO SMACK A BITCH
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