The title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
Author-chan: HEHEHEHEHE THIS IS REVENGE FOR BILL BEING A D*CK
Bill: Ooo, I'm so scared.
Author-chan: YOU HAVE BEEN DARED TO SWITCH POWERS WITH DIPPER FOR A DAY.
Bill: Pinetree has no powers.
Author-chan: Exactly.
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Bill: Oh f*ck...
Author-chan: SEBAS-CHAN, YA KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Sebastian: *makes Bill and Dipper switch powers*
Dipper: Woah... This feels so weird! I don't feel tired and I only slept 2 hours last night!
Bill: What is this feeling?! I feel so weak and human like... Like a meatsack!
Author-chan: HEEHEHEHEHEH THATS THE POINT DUMBA**
Bill: I hate you.
Author-chan and Deadpool: I KNOW YOU MEAN LOVE!
Author-chan: In the meantime, let's play a game called, "WHY THE F*CK HAS AUTHOR-CHAN NOT UPDATED IN SO F*CKING LONG WHAT A B*TCH."
Lucy: Language.
Author-chan: GET OUT OF HERE OC YOU AIN'T FROM THIS UNIVERSE. Anyway, Author-chan has tons of depressing excuses, but she doesn't want to bore you. So, my excuses are school, and fanfiction.
Bill: THIS IS WEIRD I HATE THIS SO MUCH AGHHH-
Dipper: *screams because fire shot out of his hand*
Author-chan: This is going well.
Bill: I'M DYINGGGGGG
Dipper: *blue fire shooting out of hands rapidly* AHHHH!
Mabel: SMILE DIIIIIIP *rides down the stair rail*
Author-chan: NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!
Mabel: CANNIBAL NUM NUM ATTACK! *tackles Author-chan*