Author-chan: HEY DIPPER! *tackles Dipper RANDOMLY COS YAY*
Dipper: AAAAH! WHAT THE HECK, MAN?!
Author-chan: Do your parents know you're out of the closet yet?
Dipper: Uhh... No...
Author-chan: GREAT! Then this idea works!
Dipper: Uh oh.
Author-chan: EXACTLY. Ciel, do your pa-
swagfothermucker_ : *elbows Author-chan in the ribs*
Author-chan: Ohhh.... Righhhht....
Ciel: -_-
Lazarus: I can help...
Author-chan: OMG ANOTHER SURPRISE OC. ONE WITH RESURRECTION POWERS.
Lazarus: *resurrects Ciel's parents* They should be here in 3...2...
*le knock at door*
Lazarus: 1. My job is done here. *disappears*
Ciel: My parents...
Author-chan: YEAH YEAH EMOTIONAL MOMENT. Anyway, the dare is... You get to come out to your parents!
Dipper: WHAT?!
Mabel: YAY!
Ciel: Oh dear...
Tyrone: F*ck.
Sebastian: It will be okay, Ciel.
Will: *hugs Tyrone* I-if t-t-they judge you, I-I'll h-help...
Bill: BAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Dipper -_- Boyfriend of the year.
Bill: WHAT? ITS FUNNY.
Pine's Parents: Dipper, Mabel! Hello kids!
Dipper: Oh god...
Mabel: Hi mom! Sup dad! *hugs her mom and fist bumps her dad*
Dipper: Hey mom, hi dad... *awkwardly waves at his parents*
Author-chan: MISTER AND MISSES PINES. WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. WELL DIPPER DOES.
Dipper: *gulps* I'm... Uh...
Pine's Mom (COS IDK THEIR NAMES SO): Yes, Dipper?
Dipper: I... Yeah um...
Bill: THE KID IS GAY AND HE LOVES ME. *hugs Dipper* PRETTY SIMPLE.
Dipper's Mom: Oh! Son, why didn't you tell us? *hugs Dipper*
Dipper: You're fine with it?!
Dipper's Mom: Of course! Why wouldn't I be? Why should I care if you like men or women?
Mabel: As long as we're confessing stuff, I'm bisexual! And I'm dating Pacifica!
Entire Shack: PACIFICA?!
Dipper: That's what I said!
Mabel's dad: Kiddo, I don't care about your gender preference, but Pacifica?!
Mabel: She's nice sometimes! To me, anyway... *blushes*
Author-chan and Swag-chan: I SHIP IT.
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
