Author-chan: BEFORE YOU SAY IT, I KNOW. I'M A WRECK AND REALLY NEED A THERAPIST IF I TURN TO YOU GUYS FOR ADVICE. BUT HEY, I HAVE NO ONE ELSE. SOOO... BASICALLY, I LIKE THIS GUY. A LOT.
Swag-chan: AND HE'S A DICK.
Author-chan: SHUT UP SWAG-CHAN. ANYWAY... Basically, he thinks I'm a lesbian, because that's what his dickbag friends said to him. I'm too nervous to talk to him and clarify that I'm bi, not lesbian, seeing as he knows I like him, and made it obvious he doesn't want to date someone who previously dated a girl. ALSO HE MAKES ME REALLY NERVOUS AND IT'S REALLY HARD TO TALK TO HIM IN GENERAL. So... What should I do?
Swag-chan: MAN UP AND TALK TO HIM. OR, YOU COULD NOT LIKE SOMEONE WHO'S A DOUCHE.
Author-chan: SHUT UP SWAG-CHAN. NOBODY ASKED YOU.
Bill: I AGREE. MAN UP.
Mabel: It's not that easy! Unrequited love is hard for Author-chan! *hugs Author-chan*
Author-chan: Uhh... Can you stop hugging me now?
Mabel: NO. YOUR HEART NEEDS HEALING.
Author-chan: I WANT THE GUY I LIKE TO HUG MEEEEEE!!!!! ('༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ')
Swag-chan: HIS FACE WOULD BE IN YOUR BOOBS.
Author-chan: SHUT UP SWAG-CHAN.
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
