(My Japanese in this chapter may be a
little rusty! Feel free to correct me. I'm studying romanji Japanese, so it'd be a big help! Arigatou gozaimasu!)Author-chan: OHHHH BILLYYYY! OHHH TYROOOONNNEE!
Bill: Don't call me Billy, kid.
Author-chan: Don't call me kid, Billy.
Tyrone: *looks up from his book* *smirks* Buuurrnn!
Author-chan: William my kawaii cinnamon roll! Please come in here!
William: Y-yes? *smiles*
Tyrone: *smiles* *mumbles* Sometimes you are just too adorable...
Author-chan: Dawwww! Anyway, William, can you use your magic a little for me?
William: S-sure! *smiles ( ^_^ )*
Author-chan: Thanks you little kawaii cinnamon roll! MAKE TYRONE AND BILL WEAR LAMBY COSTUMES!
Tyrone: Blueberry... *smiles like: "I'm smiling but on the inside I want to kill you"* Don't do thaaat... *sing songs creepily*
Bill: Just because you're my brother doesn't mean I can't kill you. *lights his hand in blue fire and his one good eye glows blue*
Will: I-I-I'M S-SOR-R-RY! *snaps his fingers and they're in lamb costumes*
Tyrone: *eye rapidly twitches*
Bill: NOT AGAIN! *whines*
Author-chan: NOW DO THE DANCE!
Mabel: WAIT I'LL GET THE CAMERA! SCRAPBOOK-ORTUNITY!
Bill: If you video tape this...
Tyrone: A shooting star WILL fall. *growl*
Mabel: YAY! *falls to the ground* Ow... This isn't as fun as I thought it would be...
Dipper: Biilll! Please do the dance! *puppy dog eyes*
Bill: ......FINE! *crosses arms stubbornly*
Will: *shyly looks up at Tyrone, blushing, smiling adorably, and has his hair falling slightly in his face, the way Tyrone likes*
Tyrone: *flushes* *looks away* You're not fooling me with that...
Will: *brushes hair behind his ear and plays with a strand of it nervously*
Tyrone: *tenses and looks away* Not...gonna...fall for it...
Will: *bites lips and adverts his eyes*
Tyrone: UGHH! FINE! But for that little scene... *leans in close, next to Will's ear* You owe me... *gently nibbles Will's ear*
Will: K-kya...
Bill: I'd prefer it if you left the sexual things involving my oniichan in the bedroom. Preferably when I'm not present. *rolls eyes*
Will: R-right... Sorry otouto...
Tyrone: Why the sudden Japanese?
Will and Bill: It's our brotherly thing. *they shrug in sync*
Author-chan: LEAVE YOUR ADORABLE BROTHER-NESS FOR AFTER THE DANCE! TYRONE, GET YOUR BOOTY IN HERE!
Tyrone: Fine...
Bill: *sigh* I'll do the singing...
Tyrone: Fine...
Mabel: YES! *video tapes it*
Bill. Weeeellllll, Who wants a lamby lamby lamby? I do! I do! So go and greet your mammy mammy mammy, hi there! Hi there! So march march march around the daisiies, Don't don't don't forget about the baaaaby!
Tyrone and Bill: *finish in sync, breathing heavily*
Will: *claps* Yoku dekimashita, otouto ! (Well done, little brother!)
Bill: Arigatou, oniichan! (Thanks, big brother!)
Author-chan: KAWAII! DESU! BAKA! WATASHI WA! GOMEN NASAI!
Will and Bill: Kanojo wa baka da... (She is stupid...) *rolls eyes*
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