The title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
(SHIT GUYS I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THE LATE UPDATE AAGGHHH)
Author-chan: WOOOOOOO! *shoving stuff in a large suitcase*
Bill: Where's she goin'?
Sebastian: *on the couch, in his demon form, filing his nails* *shrugs*
Author-chan: HAWAIIIIII! Also, you have to come with me. But, as with all dares, there's a catch.
Dipper: Woah! Hawaii?! Cool!
Will: I-it'll b-b-be so f-fun!
Sebastian: Hawaii? I don't believe I've ever been. *scratches a pillow open with his sharp-as-knives nails*
Stan: 'AY! THAT WAS A GOOD PILLOW, BRAT! CONTROL THE DEMON. *growls something about kids these days and walks out*
Author-chan: Bad Bassy! Bad! *smacks him on the head with a newspaper*
Sebastian: *eye twitches*
Ciel: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING THEIR SOULS.
Sebastian: But... But... I'm hungry...
Bill: *snickers* Your type of demons have to eat souls... Ha! I don't hafta eat a thing!
Sebastian: Well isn't that swell for you... *eyebrow twitch*
Bill: Yea, it is. Also, SUCKS FOR YOU, M8!
Author-chan: YEAH YEAH NOW SHUT UP. NOW LEMME EXPLAIN THE DARE. I, Author-chan, get to bring all the clothing I want. You guys on the other hand, only get three outfits, one swimsuit, and three extras. Also, the trip lasts a week. *evil grin*
Ciel: BUT HOW ON EARTH ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CHANGE CLOTHES EACH DAY?!
Author-chan: I once wore a pair of pajama pants and a ragged shirt for two weeks straight without taking it off once. You'll live. Besides... You can always borrow clothes from your boyfriends...
Ciel: *blushes extremely* B-BUT HIS CLOTHES DON'T FIT ME! *points at Sebastian*
Author-chan: Not my problem. Besides... I'm sure you'd all like to see your boyfriends in swimsuits, all covered in sea water with their hair all messy, droplets of water running down each contour of their bodies tantalizingly... *devilish grin*
Ciel: *cheeks go dark red as he imagines that*
Sebastian: Indeed... *pulls Ciel close and tilts his chin up to look at him* and my swimsuit is rather revealing... And tight...
Ciel: *thinks of something unholy as his face goes deeper red*
Bill: Same goes for me, Pinetree... I have a feeling you'll be begging me to take it off, though... *winks at Dipper*
Dipper: W-WILL NOT! *cheeks flush*
Tyrone: And my darling Will cannot swim... I suppose I'll just have to guide him just like this... *comes up behind Will and wraps his arms around his waist*
Will: *squeaks and blushes*
Sebastian: And perhaps when we're all done swimming and back in our rooms...
Bill: And our bathing suits are all off...
Tyrone: We can have a little...
Sebastian, Bill, and Tyrone: Fun...
Ciel, Dipper, and Will:
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