(That title means that I will be gone for a while... Damn testing at school. -_- PWEASE UNDERSTAND, MY CHICKEN NUGGETS!)
Author-chan: *squealing like a banshee*
Ciel: Ow... *puts a hand up to his ear*
Bill, Sebastian, and Will: You're just lucky you don't have demon hearing... *flinches*
Author-chan: Sorry lil' demon children. UKES! GET OVER HERE!
Ciel, Dipper, and Will: *blushes* WE ARE NOT UK-
Sebastian, Bill, and Tyrone: *smirks* Yes you are.
Author-chan: *fangirling* Okay, Ukes, c'mere! *drags them to her room and slams the door*
Sebastian, Bill and Tyrone: o_O
Author-chan: *whispering* Okay, Ukes, your dare is to tell your boyfriends that your pregnant in the cutest way you can think of.
Ciel: But I'm not pre-
Author-chan: JUST FLIPPING DO IT, OKAY?!
Ciel: O_O
Author-chan: Thought so.
A few minutes later, with Sebastian and Ciel
Ciel: *blushing*
Sebastian: Ciel, are you alright?
Ciel: Uh... Sebastian... Can I talk to you a minute? *bites lip*
Sebastian: O-of course...
Ciel: *gently pulls him into their room* This is kind've important... *plays with his fingers nervously*
Sebastian: Are we breaking up?! Did I do something?! I'll get rid of the cats I hid from you I swear just don't say we're breaking up! *falls to his knees in a begging motion*
Ciel: *thinks* HE HID CATS FROM ME... AGAIN?! *smiles in a pissed off way* No! Of course not! I'll never leave you! *hugs Sebastian* It's just... I...
Sebastian: *about to cry* W-what? What's wrong?
Ciel: Don't cry! It's just... *whispers in his ear* I-I'm... Pregnant...
Sebastian: O_O
Ciel: ...You okay? *cocks an eyebrow*
THUMP!
Sebastian: *fainted*
Ciel: *facepalm*
With Bill and Dipper
Dipper: Hey! Bill! I made a cake for you...
Bill: Aww! Thank ya' Pinetree! *looks at the cake*
The cake: *says "I'm pregnant" on it in icing*
Bill: O_O *runs outside screaming*
Dipper: -_-' That went well...
Mabel: Ooh! Cake! *takes the cake*
Dipper: Not even gonna try to get it back... *sighs and facepalms*
With Tyrone and Will
Will: *has set up a huge banner that announces he's pregnant in their bedroom*
Tyrone: *walks in and sees the banner*
Will: T-Tyrone... I-I'm... P-p-pregnant...
DU LIEST GERADE
Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
