Author-chan: *fangirling walrus noises*
Will: I-is she o-okay?
Bill: Maybe the beating I gave her drove the kid mad.
Dipper: I'm pretty sure she does that a lot.
Mabel: *fangirling walrus noises* NO WAY! REALLY?!
Author-chan: I KNOW RIGHT! THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY HERE! *squeals*
Tyrone: Who's on their way here?
*le doorbell ring*
Author-chan and Mabel: OH MY LOKI THEY'RE HERE! *fangirl spasms*
Dipper: I'll get it. *he opens the door to see the entire Creepypasta gang standing on the porch*
Jeff: This's the place.
Slenderman: Hello. We seek a girl by the name of Mar-
Author-chan: THAT'S ME! *runs up and hugs Jeff*
Jeff: Can't...breathe...
Ben: *wolf whistles at Author-chan*
Offenderman: That's my thing.
Smile Dog: *licks Dipper's face*
Dipper: WHAT THE- WHO ARE THESE WEIRDOS?!
L.J: I'm Laughing Jack.
Jeff: The Killer. *poses with his knife* Jeff, The Killer.
Jane: Excuse that idiot. I'm Jane.
Ben: Name's Ben. But you can call me the man of your dreams. *winks at Author-chan*
Ticci Toby: H-Hi. I'm T-ticci T-toby.
Masky: Got any cheesecake?
Hoodie: Sup.
E.J: Hi. I'm Eyeless Jack.
Splendorman: Pleased to meet you! I'm Splendorman! *shakes Dipper's hand*
Trendorman: Your clothes are awful! *starts measuring Dipper for new clothes*
Slenderman: Do excuse them. I am Slenderman. Pleasure to meet you.
Sally: *on Slendy's shoulders* Hia! I'm Sally! Wanna play?
CreepsmcPasta: Hello, I believe you already know me.
Author-chan and Mabel: *faint*
Tyrone: Welp, they're down.
Author-chan: JK! SO! JEFFY! I HAZ A QUESTION FOR YOU!
Jeff: Uhh... Okay?
Author-chan: Can I poke your face?! *overly happy smile that almost beats Jeff's*
Jeff: *looks heavily creeped out* Uhh... Sure?
Author-chan: *rubs hands all over his face* It's so leathery!
Mabel: Let me feel! *rubs her hands all over Jeff's face*
Jeff: Slendy, HELP!
Slenderman: I actually find this quite amusing...
Jeff: Ben, help me or else.
Ben: YES SIR! *pries their hands off his face*
Mabel: IM NEVER WASHING MY HANDS AGAIN!
Author-chan: SAME! *strokes Jeff's hair* So soft... So oily...
Jeff: ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!
Offenderman: I wouldn't mind that... *pervy grin*
Splendorman: *hits Offender with a newspaper* Bad incubus! Bad!
Trendorman: *chatting with Mabel about how fabulous her sweater is*
Will: Y-you have a s-s-stuttering problem t-too?
Toby: M-more like t-tick probl-lems
Masky: Wanna make some cheesecake?
Soos: Sure, dude! *they run into the kitchen*
Jane: So, what's it like being the only teen gal here?
Wendy: *shrugs* It's alright. Nice mask by the way.
Robbie: Nice hoodie, like, I guess...
Hoodie: Thanks.
Smile Dog: *barks*
Waddles: *oinks*
Ben: So, I've heard your quite the ladies' man, ay?
Grunkle Stan: You got that right, kid!
Sally: *frowns* No one wants to play with me...
Gideon: I sure would, you lil' cutie! *adorable smile*
Sally: Yay! Makeup time! *they give eachother makeovers*
Laughing Jack: You remind me of Isaac... *hugs Dipper*
Dipper: Uhhh...
Ford: So, you came out of another dimension? Fascinating!
Slenderman: Indeed. Sadly, the others were there as well...
E.J: Yeah, I once ate human kidneys...
Mcguckett: IVE EATEN A LIVE RAT! HEHEEH!
Bill: *leaning against the wall, arms crossed*
Jeff: *on the other side of the wall, leaning against it, twirling his knife*
Bill: This is stupid.
Jeff: Agreed.
*they look at eachother like they're soulmates*
Creepsmcpasta: This is interesting....
Author-chan: YOUR VOICE IS LIKE AN EAR-GASM!
Mabel: I KNOW RIGHT!
*they tackle him*
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