Author-chan: Hey! Bill! Get your arse in here!
Bill: *eating another piece of impure chicken* What?
Author-chan: *whispers the dare in his ear and points at Dipper, who's on the couch reading*
Bill: *grins* Okay... JUST DON'T TOUCH-
Author-chan: YOUR UNHOLY CHICKEN. WE KNOW.
Bill: Good... *struts over to Dipper* Hey, Pinetree. If I were a cat I'd spend all my 9 lives on you.
(YEP. IT'S HAPPENING.)
Dipper: Uhh...?
Bill: I'm jealous of your clothes.
Dipper: Uhh... Why?
Bill: Cuz they're touching your body and I'm not. *rolls tongue*
Dipper: ...
Bill: You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. *wiggles eyebrows*
Mabel: *burying her face in a stuffed cat and trying not to laugh*
Bill: Can I punch you in the face... With my lips?
Dipper: ..........
Bill: Sooo... What time do you have to be back in heaven, my beautiful angel?
Dipper: I don't know how to respond to this...
Bill: My name's Bill, just so you know what to scream. *winks*
Dipper: *scarlet-faced*
(And my personal favorite cheesy and slightly r-rated pick up line,)
Bill: Save a horse, ride a cowboy! *kisses Dipper*
Mabel: *laughing her head off while squeezing her poor stuffed cat to death*
Will: I-is this c-chicken? *goes to eat a piece of unholy chicken*
Bill: NOOOOOO! *tackles Will*
Dipper: -_-' The chicken. That's what you care about. (SORTA A BLACK BUTLER REFERENCE xD)
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
