((Hi my people... So uh... Heh... MY SEBACIEL ONE SHOT BOOK HAS 0 READS, 0 VOTES, AND 0 COMMENTS SO FAR AND MY HEART IS IN PAIN BECAUSE OF THIS! PWWWWEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE READ IT IF YOU LIKE BLACK BUTLER AND SHIP SEBACIEL! I WANNA KNOW WHAT MY PEOPLEZ THINK! PWWEEEAAASSEEE?! ILL GIVE YOU SOME UNHOLY CHICKEN! :D (see what I mean by pathetic advertisement?))
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Author-chan: Hey Dipper! We haz an angst-inducing question for you!
Dipper: What...?
Author-chan: Fangirl talk. Anyway, the question is, what was your reaction to Bill having trouble deciding whether he liked you or unholy chicken better? Also, Ciel, Sebastian has dared you to wear this sexy cat costume. *evil grin*
Ciel: *face turns dark red* SEBASTIAAAANNNN! *chases Sebastian outside, Sebastian easily using his demonic speed to get away*
Dipper: Uhhh... Okay then... Anyway, it really did hurt that Bill would almost choose something inanimate over me... Just like how he almost chose Weirdmaggedon and power over me... *starts silently crying into his palm*
Bill: B-b-but.... I WANT MY PINETREE! NOT UNHOLY CHICKEN. PINE. TREE. NOT CHICKEN. *sobs loudly into Dipper's shoulder, Prince Soma style*
Dipper: Y-ya big crybaby... *wipes eyes and laughs softly at Bill's loud cries*
Bill: You're not mad at me? *eyes sparkle*
Dipper: Of course not! *hugs*
Bill: *kneels down to Dipper's height and hugs*
Sebastian: Aww... They remind me of us, Ciel...
Ciel: Yes, it does... *is distracted*
Sebastian: *evil giggle* *snaps fingers and Ciel is in a sexy cat costume*
Ciel: AAHHHH! SEBASTIAN! WHAT THE-
Sebastian: *picks up Ciel bridal style* Ah, Ah, Ah! No swearing, little kitten. *bops Ciel on the nose lightly*
Ciel: *face goes darker red* I won't forgive this, you know...
Sebastian: Oh? *leans in close and nibbles on Ciel's ear gently* *whispers all sexy-like* We'll see about that... *carries Ciel to their bedroom*
Author-chan: DON'T DAMAGE THAT ROOM TOO MUCH, KAY SEBBY?
Sebastian: Yes, My Lady.
Ciel: JUST WHAT MAKES YOU THINK-
*is cut off suddenly by who knows what, probably kisses x3*
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