The title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
Author-chan: *tackles Ford, leaping on his back in a piggyback ride* HIA FORDSY!
Ford: GAH! *takes out his gun*
Author-chan: BAD NERD! *takes the gun*
Ford: *adjusts glasses hastily* Oh, It's you! Don't scare me like that Marcella!
Author-chan: WE DO NOT SPEAK THAT NAME IN THIS BOOK.
Ford: O_O Understood...
Author-chan: *creepy-happy smile* Good. Now, you have a dare from our dear readers. Well, one of them.
Ford: Oh dear... What is it? *pinches the bridge of his nose*
Author-chan: You have to supervise one of Bill and Dipper's dates!
Ford: O~O No.
Author-chan: DO IT OR ELSE.
Ford: •_• Yes mam...
Author-chan: Thought so.
A few minutes later
Bill: *sighs* Man, this has got to be the lamest date I've ever been on.
Ford: No no! Just pretend I'm not even here. (DEATH NOTE REFERENCE! :D)
Dipper: Uhm... Great Uncle Ford... Why did you come with us?
Ford: I was dared to.
Bill: Oh... *grunts in dissatisfaction*
Ford: Don't think I'm here because I want to be, Cipher.
Bill: Not gonna. *rolls eyes*
Dipper: Guys, let's all just get along...
Ford: Get along?! With him?!
Bill: Thanks but no thanks, Pinetree. Glasses here is an idiotic nerd, and I'm obviously the coolest guy here. So yeah, no.
Ford: *rolls eyes* Arrogant demon...
Bill: Bratty nerd.
Ford: Immature imbecile!
Bill: Mr. I use big words to try to sound smart though I don't know what they mean!
Ford: Mr. I suck!
Bill: And your great nephew swallows. *smirks*
Dipper: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH.
Ford: *looks as if he's about to rip Bill's head off*
Dipper: Great Uncle Ford, please don't murder my boyfriend... Kinda need him here.
Ford: *takes a deep breath and sits down* Y'know what, I'm not letting him get to me. I'm not.
Bill: *le evil grin* Your nephew also moans pretty loud... And he sure does enjoy swallowing as well, y'know... Not to mention he's a total masochist and-
Dipper: ENOUGH! *slams hands onto the table* SHUT UP, BILL. *sits back down abruptly and angrily*
(SUDDEN ANGST CUZ WHY THE HELL NOT)
Ford: Dipper looks hurt... IF THAT DEMON DARES HURT MY GREAT NEPHEW HE'S DEAD.
Bill: Uh... Okay? *shrugs like "What'd I do?"*
Dipper: *looking extremely hurt and embarrassed*
Bill: Jeez, it's not that bad. It's just sex. Seriously, humans are aggravating. *rolls eyes* No need to be so dramatic, Pinetree. Jeez.
Dipper: *closes eyes for a second* *stands up and walks out of the restaurant with a totally calm, mature expression and demeanor*
Bill: What's his probl-
Ford: *death glare*
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Bill: •_• Right... I'll go talk to him...
Outside of the restaurant (with Dipper)
Dipper: *has his hands in his pockets, kicking rocks as he walks along*
Bill: Heya, Pinetree! *grins and waves*
Dipper: *ignores Bill*
Bill: *growls* Listen, I don't know what you're being so sensitive abo-
Dipper: Shut it asshole.
Bill: *death glares* What was that?
Dipper: You damn well heard me.
Bill: Since when did you have such a foul mouth, Pinetree?
Dipper: Don't call me that.
Bill: I believe I can call you whatever I wa-
Dipper: We're breaking up.
(DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNN! I'm gonna do a special chapter that is purely a one shot continuing this. Do y'all like that idea? COMMENT AND TELL ME OR ELSE)
