Author-chan: Okay! Next dare! *reads off my card* Okay! Nightmareteddybear dares you to... Uhh... Dimension hopper... Vampire toddlers... Cthulhu? Dafuq...
Bill: Maybe I can help! I am good at... deCIPHERing things. *grins*
Will: *giggles* I get it! B-because we h-have the l-last name C-cipher!
Bill: *rolls eyes* Really? I never would've guessed! Anyway, Gimmie the card. *snatches the card*
Author-chan: No need to give me a paper cut...
Bill: In short, PineTree and Shooting Star have to become vampire babies. Also, PineTree, take this! *shoves a Cthulhu plushie in his arms*
Dipper: The heck...?
Rev!Dipper: So what do I do in this dare? *scowls*
Author-chan: This dare doesn't involve you. Deal with it. *glares at him*
Rev!Dipper: Someone's on their period...
Author-chan: You know what Tyrone... I actually was cleaning up blood today... But it wasn't mine. It was from an idiot who thought a woman's anger and hatred originated from her menstrual cycle that I murdered. *death glare*
Will: *sobs and hides behind Tyrone*
Bill: *rolls eyes* While you were being a baby, I turned Pinetree and Shooting Star into vampire toddlers!
Dipper: *now is a toddler with adorable little fangs*
Mabel: *has the same kawaii fangs as Dipper*
Bill: *fanboys over Dipper*
Pacifica and Gideon: SO ADORABLE!
Dipper: *pokes fangs curiously, adorably*
Mabel: Rawr! *tries to scare Dipper*
Dipper: Grr! *ignores Mabel, hugging his Cthulhu plushie*
Bill: I CAN'T! *fangirling all over the place*
Will: T-they are so cute!
Rev!Dipper: Eh. I'm cuter.
Author-chan: IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! *tackles Tyrone*
Rev!Dipper: WHY ARE YOU SO PISSED AT ME?! *runs away*
Bill: SO KAWAII I CANT EVEN WHAT IS AIR OMFGASYSKAU! *hugging Dipper like a plushie*
Gideon and Pacifica: *fighting over Mabel*
DU LIEST GERADE
Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
