Author-chan: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! THIS SHOULD BE GOOD!
Bill: Oh no...
Author-chan: Sooo... TYRONE, BILL, EXTREMELY HOT AND INDESCRIBABLY PERFECT BAE, GET IN HERE!
Tyrone: What?
Bill: New dare...
Sebastian: Well... You call me "BAE" so I am going to assume the third one is I. *smiles*
Ciel: Indescribably perfect, indeed...
Sebastian: What was that? *smirks at Ciel*
Ciel: *blushes* Nothing...
Author-chan: YOU GUYS HAVE TO DRINK 10 LITERS OF MABEL JUICE. EACH.
Tyrone: Okay, 10 liters is basically impossible. For humans, anyway.
Author-chan: Fine... A liter each.
Sebastian: Forgive my intrusion, but what might Mabel Juice be?
Author-chan: You know what crack is, right?
Sebastian: Oh... Well, yes....
Author-chan: Liquid crack. Liquid energy. Liquid that makes you high. That's Mabel Juice. Basically if you combined Monster energy drinks with crack.
Sebastian: Is it safe to drink...?
Author-chan: Nope.
Sebastian: ...I have no comments.
Author-chan: Thought so.
1 liter of liquid crack later
Bill: *screaming and running around like a madman*
Tyrone: *talking extremely fast* He'sanidiotdon'tyouthinksoWill?Thisisfunthoughhahahahah!!!
Will: *backing away slowly*
Sebastian: *meowing and acting like a cat, rubbing his head against Ciel's arm*
Ciel: GAH! *shooing Sebastian away*
Sebastian: YOUNG MASTER, WATCH THIS!
*a pole appears out of nowhere*
Sebastian: *starts pole dancing and singing; I WALK INTO THE MANOR, THIS IS WHAT I SEE, MY BO-CCHAN IS STARIN' AT ME I'VE GOT A DEMON IN MY PANTS AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO SHOW IT SHOW IT SHOW IT... *licks lips and winks at Ciel* I'm Sebby and I know it!
Ciel: O_O *nosebleed*
Bill: HEY PINETREE COME LOOK AT ME! *is on top of an actual pine tree*
Dipper: GET DOWN FROM THERE!
Bill: NOPE! *holds up a squirrel* I CAUGHT A SQUIRREL! *hugs squirrel* I call him Floof. Cuz he's all floofy. He doesn't like me. *Floof attacks Bill's face* FLOOOOF! YOU'VE BETRAYED ME! NOOOOOOOO!
Tyrone: *holding Will down and forcefully putting makeup on him* YOU LOOK SO PRETTAYYYYYY!
Will: H-HELP!
Author-chan: Sorry! I'm busy! *painting Sebastian's face to look like a cat*
Sebastian: ME-*BLEEEP*ING- OW MOTHER*BLEEEP*ERS!
Ciel: He likes to curse when he's drunk... *sweatdrop*
Author-chan: Technically he's high, but...
Ciel: WHATEVER!
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
