Author-chan: *evil giggles*
Will: O-oh dear...
Author-chan: Don't worry little kawaii blueberry! This dare won't hurt you in any way! Your otouto-chan however... No promises. *grins devilishly*
Will: D-don't k-k-kill him... P-please...
Author-chan: I won't! BILLYYYY!
Bill: *spins cane* Sorry, kid. I'm bus-
Author-chan: Get your Dorito arse down here before I make it come down here.
Bill: YES MAM! *scrambles down the stairs*
Author-chan: TYRONE! HERE! NOW!
Tyrone: *standing right beside Will*
Author-chan: Oh... Now, what's your favorite song?
Tyrone: Angels by Kat Nestel.
Bill: We'll Meet Again by Vera Lynn.
Author-chan: Uh huh... Do either of you know Japanese?
Bill: *rolls eyes* Baka... I spoke it like a couple chapters ago.
Author-chan: Right... Tyrone?
Tyrone: I know French. Not Japanese.
Author-chan: Uh huh. Well, I'm forcing you to sing Monochrome no Kiss in English then. *creepy smile*
Bill: What's so bad about that?
Author-chan: That's not the entirety of it... You have to sing karaoke with ice in your pants. *grins*
Bill and Tyrone: O_O
Author-chan: In front of Dipper and Will.
Will: *softly giggles*
Dipper: *guffaws*
Tyrone: *smiles at Will's cute laugh*
Bill: *sweatdrops at Dipper's not-so-kawaii-laugh*
Doing the dare
Bill: At least this song is my jam...
Mabel: OUR JAM! *has popcorn*
Tyrone: They're enjoying this... -_-'
Author-chan: ICE! NOW!
Bill: *flinches* *pours the ice down his pants* AGH!...
Tyrone: Wimps... *pours ice down his pants* *bites his lip to keep from screaming*
Bill: Who's the wimp now? *laughs insanely*
Author-chan: SING! NOW! AND MAKE IT GOOD!
Bill and Tyrone: *sigh*
Bill: I close my eyes, the touch of your fingers...
Tyrone: Through monochrome, the memory lingers...
Bill: Into your hands, I'm resting the pain inside me...
Tyrone: You and me
Bill: I see
Bill and Tyrone: A dream of blind destiny...
Sebastian: *humming along to the music*
Bill: And it's into your arms I'm melting...
Tyrone: And it's the first time I've ever felt like this...
Bill: You are the hands that dealt me...
Bill and Tyrone: The tempter sealing my fate with a kiiiiiss!
Bill: And in a flash, the stars align!
Tyrone: I search beyond the words, wanting a sign!
Bill: But lost inside your eyes, lies become clearer to see,
Tyrone: they tell a different story!
Bill and Tyrone: So take the reigns, and don't let go! I want this pain to scar deep, for I know,
Bill: all our past receives healing,
Tyrone: memories concealing,
Bill and Tyrone: We cry to the light of the mooooooon! *they pose dramatically, forgetting that they still have ice in their pants*
Sebastian and Ciel: *were acting out the whole scene along with the music, just like the video that comes with the opening*
Will and Dipper: *clapping and hooting*
Author-chan: Uhh... Guys? If you care for your future children, I'd get that ice out of your pants...
Bill and Tyrone: o_o... Right... *they run to change their pants*
Author-chan: Oh, by the by Sebastian and Ciel, nice acting... Also, Sebastian, your hand is uh... Still kinda bleeding...
Sebastian: Right...
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