HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES

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Swag-chan and Author-chan: HAPPY NEW YEAAAAARRRR!

Dipper: You're like 8 minutes late...

Author-chan: SHUT UP PINE TREE. SO, WHO'D YALL KISS FOR THE NEW YEAR?

*LE FLASHBACK*

Mabel: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

Author-chan: five, four...

Swag-chan: THREE, TWO...

Everyone: ONEEEEE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Tyrone: *grabs Will and roughly kisses him*

Will: O///////O MMPH!

Bill: *picks Dipper up and kisses him*

Sebastian: *romantically dips Ciel and kisses him, dramatic fireworks going off in the background*

Author-chan: I have no one to kiss ;-;

Swag-chan: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, IDIOT!

Author-chan: Oh yeah! Let's call her Kitten-chan, because I call her kitten. *kisses Kitten-chan aw lucky me*

Swag-chan: *kisses a picture of Dean Winchester* IM LONELY OKAY DONT YOU PEOPLE JUDGE ME *kicks the camera down*

Author-chan: -_- THIS IS A BOOK NOT A MOVIE

Kitten-chan: SWAG-CHAN LOGIC!

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