(To be honest, idk if I want to continue this book... I just don't have the motivation to. So, expect this to be a crappy chapter.)
Author-chan: YASSSSSS OMFG THIS IS GONNA BE FABLICIOUS EEEPPPPPPPPP
Bill: Sheesh kid, relax!
Author-chan: NOPE. WE GET TO
HANG WITH THE HOST CLUB TODAY AND I'M FANGIRLINGGGGGGGGMabel: YASSSSS! But I have dibs on Honey.
Author-chan: DIBS ON KYOYA CUZ I CAN'T HAVE SEBBY! Oh wait... I SHIP HIM WITH TAMAKI!
Bill: Sucks for you.
Author-chan: Meh. *le doorbell rings*
Mabel. THEY'RE HHHHEEEEEEEERERREEEEE
Author-chan: ASDFGHJKL; *opens the door to see the Host Club waiting there* YASSS *tackles all of them*
Mabel: NO FAIR I HAVE DIBS ON MY SMOL BABY *hugs Honey*
Author-chan: *forcing Tamaki and Kyoya to kiss*
Bill: I guess we have to hang out.
Hikaru: Yeah. I think Kaoru and your brother get along well.
(I'll finish this chapter eventually... LIKE RIGHT NOW, I THINK I'M OUT OF MY HOLE OF DEPRESSION, BITCHES!)
Author-chan (NOT MARCI. NO.): OKAY SO HIKARU, KAORU, AND BILL AND WILL HAVE TO HANG OUT. SO... GO DO THAT. *shoves them out the door*
Will: U-um... S-so what shall w-w-we do?
Kaoru: What's up with your stuttery voice?
Hikaru: It's annoying.
Will: *lip trembles* I-I'm so-sorry...
Bill: *goes entirely red* HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY ONIICHAN CRY!
Hikaru: Chill out man!
Kaoru: Yeah, it's just a joke. *shrugs*
Bill: Whatever. Let's go to a restaurant or something.
Will: Y-yeah, that s-s-sounds g-good...
MEANWHILE AT THE SHACK
Author-chan: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD-
Mabel: ASDFGHJKLAOFJQKXJQNSK
Tomoe: -_-'
Nanami: Are they okay...?
Author-chan: NO. WE ARE NOT. YOU TWO NEED TO BE TOGETHER ALREADY. *tries to force them to kiss*
Tomoe: LET GO OF ME!
Nanami: O/////O
WITH BILL, WILL, HIKARU, AND KAORU
Bill: *stuffing his face*
Will: *calmly eating*
Hikaru and Kaoru: This is boring. Let's go back to that shack place.
Bill: It's called The Mystery Shack, idiots.
Hikaru: Whatever, Kaoru and I are going! *gets up with Kaoru and runs back to the Shack*
Bill: UGHH NOW WE HAVE TO GO. *grumbles and teleports there*
Will: *goes with him*
AT LE SHACK
Author-chan: MAKE OUT ALREAAADYYYYY!
Tomoe: LET ME GO OR ELSE I WILL BURN YOUR FACE. *hand lights up in fox fire*
Nanami: BAD FOX! *smacks Tomoe on the back of his head*
Author-chan: MEHHHHH! LET'S JUST END THE CHAPTER HERE BECAUSE I HONESTLY LACK IDEAS FOR IT.
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