Author-chan: DIPPER! WE GOT A DARE FOR YOU!
Dipper: Will it kill me?
Author-chan: Probably not.
Dipper: Good enough. What is it?
Author-chan: Nightmareteddybear has dared you to sing Splatter Party to Bill while covered in blood.
Dipper: Splatter Party...?
Author-chan: I like it... *evil grin*
Dipper: *looks up the song*
A Few Minutes Later
Dipper: That... Was... Disturbing...
Bill: Me likey!
Will: *sobbing in the corner* the lyrics are so violent!
Rev!Dipper: I like them.
Dipper: Fine, I'll do the dare.
Mabel: Yay! He sings really good...
Dipper: *kills a poor little snake and covers himself in the blood and starts to sing*
Trickling down, a drop of scarlet blood hangs, I'm possessed by a strange monster zip zap zip zap
Crush common sense under our noses
With the bloodstained heels we've chosen zip zap zip zap...
a few minutes later
Bill: *clapping and hooting*
Dipper: I wasn't that good a singer...
Bill: Sure you were Pine Tree! *hugs him*
Will: Y-yeah! You were!
Rev!Dipper: Eh. I coulda done better.
Bill: *whole body turns dark red* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Rev!Dipper: Okay, okay couldn't have...
Bill: *turns his normal, yellow suited, tan skinned self again* That's better.
Dipper: Oh yeah, Bill, Will, what happened to your triangle forms?
Will: W-we decided to change to our H-human forms for t-this occasion...
Bill: Yep. Although it's hard to get used to being a meatsack...
Dipper, Mabel, and all the humans: WE ARE NOT MEATSACKS!
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
