Author-chan: *announcer voice* Welcome to the Ultimate Game of F*ck, Marry, Kill! Let's meet our contestants!
Dipper: ...You do realize this isn't a game show, right?
Swag-chan: STOP RUINING IT GOD
Author-chan: JUST INTRODUCE YOURSELVES GODDANGIT
Wheatley: Ehh... M'name's Wheatley! I'm a brilliant core!
GLaDOS: No, you're a moron.
Jeff the Killer: The name's Jeff.
Ben: Ben's the name, being a lady-killer's the game.
Author-chan: NO, ITS F*CK MARRY- Oh that was a joke. WHATEVER YOU SUCK BEN
Ben: And you swallow.
Swag-chan: FEEL THE BERRNN
Author-chan: OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH THIS JEEZ
Will: U-uh... M-my names W-W-
Tyrone: William Cipher, and I'm Tyrone. *hugs Will and kisses his cheek*
Bill: THE NAME'S BILL CIPHER.
Author-chan: AND THE REST OF THE CREEPYPASTAS WHO ARE TOO LAZY TO INTRODUCE THEMSELVES, MOVING ON. NOW. LETS START WITH THE ROBOT-MORON-BEAN, WHEATLEY.
Wheatley: I am not a-
GLaDOS: Yes you are, moving on.
Author-chan: Out of GLaDOS, Chell, and the Turrets, who would you f*ck, marry, and kill?
Wheatley: Kill the turrets. Those bloody things are annoying... But they do feel pain, so of course I wouldn't do so cruelly...
Author-chan: *mutters* Says the f*cker who forced them to become frankenturrets. ANYWAY, HOW ABOUT MARRY?
Wheatley: I s'pose I'll pick Chell for that one. She's my buddy after all!
Author-chan: *evil grin* Soo... You'd f*ck GLaDOS?
Wheatley: Eheh..... Yes.....?
GLaDOS: You idiot! *blushes slightly*
Swag-chan: I already know what you're going to say, Mar-
Author-chan: I SHIP IT!
Swag-chan: Called it. NOW LET ME DO THE NEXT ONE.
Author-chan: OKIE DEN
Swag-chan: JUMIN HAN. Out of Zen, 707, and Elizabeth the 3rd, who would you f*ck, marry, and kill?
Jumin: Kill Seven.
Seven: RUDE.
Jumin: Clearly marry Elizabeth.
Seven: CALLED IT.
Jumin: ...No comment on the last one.
Author-chan and Swag-chan: I SHIP IT.
Entire Mystic Messenger crew: DOES JUMIN HAN IS GAY? YES. HE IS.
Author-chan: OKAY, HERES SOME WINCEST FOR THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM. DEAN. Out of Castiel, Crowley, and Sam, who would you f*ck, marry, and kill?
Dean: Uhh... Kill Crowley I guess, marry Castiel.
Author-chan: GOOD CHOICE WITH CASTIEL I MEAN THAT ANGEL IS ADORABLE AS FUDGE.
Dean: It's weird to say it, but I mean Sammy's my little brother, and this is just a game, so yeah. F*ck him. *chuckles and pats Sam's back*
Author-chan: I-
Swag-chan: SAY "I SHIP IT" ONE MORE TIME AND I HURT YOU.
Author-chan: IM CHANGING THE NAME OF THIS GAME TO I SHIP IT. SOMEONE TYPE THE NEW TITLE, IM TOO LAZY TO.
Swag-chan: MY FIRST JOB AS CO-AUTHOR. *changes it*
Author-chan: HMMM... BILL. OUT OF DIPPER, SEBASTIAN, AND WILL, WHO WOULD YA F*CK, MARRY, OR KILL?
Bill: KILL SEBASTIAN.
Sebastian: I expected that.
Bill: MARRY WILL.
Dipper: *blushes dark red* P-pervert!
Bill: WHAT? I'VE ALREADY DONE IT. MANY TIMES. *smirks*
Author-chan: THE BILLDIP IS REAL. ALSO, IF ANYONE IS STILL READING THIS, THIS BOOK HAS 2K VOTES. OH MY GOD I AM SO HONORED
Swag-chan: *throws confetti everywhere*
GLaDOS: *slow clap* I'll make a cake in celebration.
Author-chan: THE CAKE IS A LIEEEEEE
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