Author-chan: YAAAAY BABIES
Swag-chan: Ew, children.
Author-chan: SHUT UP SWAG-CHAN. ANYWAY, DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I'M OBSESSING OVER BABIES?
Dipper: I guess so...
Tyrone: I have a bad feeling about this.
Author-chan: Good. Because all of you have to babysit a demon baby!
Bill, Sebastian, and Will: Oh no.
Author-chan and Swag-chan: Oh yes. *le evil grins*
2 hours later
Tyrone: It just peed on me!
Bill: FUN FACT, DEMON BABIES PEE ACID. *evil grin*
Tyrone: *runs around screaming and burning*
Dipper: Don't drop the baby! *takes the baby from Tyrone*
Mabel: You're a terrible parent. Give me the baby!
Dipper: No way! She was assigned to Bill and I!
Swag-chan: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Mabel: I have mother instincts! Gimmie it! *grabs the baby's blanket*
Dipper: No way! *yanks the baby back*
Billdip Demon Baby: ...WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Ciel: Bloody hell, why's it so loud?!
Sebastian: It is a demon, my lord. They cry extremely loudly, and demonically.
Swag-chan: YEAH. WE NOTICED. STOP THINKING WITH YOUR FABULOUS HAIR FOR ONCE.
Author-chan: YEAH SEBBY.
Swag-chan: See? You made him cry! *takes the baby and cradles it* Hush little demon baby, don't say a word... Mommy's gonna knock you out if you don't shut up, little turd...
Author-chan: SWAG-CHAN THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SOOTHE A BABY
Swag-chan: I'M NOT GOOD WITH KIDS OKAY. JUST LET ME SING TO IT.
Author-chan: I've got an idea! *starts humming Smoke on the Water*
Swag-chan: Who are you, Dean Winchester?
Author-chan: I wish.
Sebastian: *cradling his demon baby and singing Phantom of the Opera songs to it*
Ciel: I never pictured you being so motherly... *smirks* But I must say, seeing you in an old housewife's dress is an entertaining thought.
Sebastian: *chuckles* Funny, my lord. I imagine you being the wife of the relationship.
Author-chan: BECAUSE HES A TOTAL UKE.
Swag-chan: AT LEAST HES NOT WITH CLAUDE. *shivers* Sebaclaude will haunt me forever...
Bill: I WANT THE KID NOW. *takes the baby from Author-chan*
Dipper: Be gentle with him! You're a demon, you could crush him!
Bill: I COULD. I COULD EASILY SMASH HIS SKULL RIGHT NOW. BUT I WON'T. IM NICE LIKE THAT.
Will: *cradling his baby and singing to it softly*
Tyrone: *hugs him from behind and kisses his head* You're a good mother, Blueberry.
Will: T-thank you...
Author-chan: AWWW THIS IS SO ADORABLE
Swag-chan: Satash is cuter.
Author-chan: I vote Sadriel.
Mabel: Uhh... What?
Author-chan: Different universe.
Swag-chan: We ship Satan with a Nina Dobrev vampire OC.
Mabel: Right... *backs away slowly*
Author-chan: WE'RE NOT INSANE I SWEAR
Swag-chan: Yes we are.
Author-chan: OH YEAAAAHH... HAHAHAHA YAAAAY
Will: ... *hugs his baby closer to him*
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