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Author-chan: THIS IS GONNA BE SO COOL.
Swag-chan: What's the dare this time?
Author-chan: WE'RE GOING TO AN AU. MEDIEVAL ONE.
Swag-chan: YAAASSSS DAMON WAS SO HOT IN THE OLDEN DAYS
Author-chan: -_- THAT ISN'T THE POINT OF THIS TRIP.
Swag-chan: It's not the point of your trip. It is mine, though. *grins evilly*
Author-chan: HE'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN THERE.
Swag-chan: STOP KILLING MY DREAMS YOU HOE
Bill: TIME TRAVEL TIME!
Everyone: WHA-
*BOOM CRASH HISS RAWR WHOOSH* (Disclaimer: I do not own the Supernatural theme song)
Dipper: Am I... Wearing tights?!
Bill: YES. *grins* AND YOUR ASS LOOKS GREAT IN THEM.
Mabel: Woah! I'm wearing a fancy gown! *squishes her cheeks* I'm like Cinderella... SOMEBODY LOVE ME UNTIL MIDNIGHT!
Author-chan: That sounds extremely wrong.
Swag-chan: DAAAMOOON! ELENNAAAA! I NEED DELENA!
Author-chan: SHUT UP.
William: U-um... These p-pants are t-t-tight...
Tyrone: You look lovely in them. *smirks and smacks Will's butt*
Swag-chan: WINKY DINKY TY IS KINKY
Author-chan: SO DO WE JUST HANG OUT HERE FOR A WHILE
Mabel: Let's go check out the stores! I want me some 476 AD Smile Dip!
Bill: *adjusts his hat* I MAKE WEIRD LOOK GOOD. I'M NOT CHANGING INTO TIGHTS.
Dipper: -_- Why do only the... Bottoms, have to wear tights?
Ciel: *looks at his pants and blushes* *glances back at Sebastian* Not. A. Word.
Sebastian: *licks his lips, eye-raping Ciel* Of course not, my lord.
Tyrone: Because us semes dress fancy in general.
Mabel: Bill wears a friggin' top hat and bow tie. He's more like the Monopoly guy!
Bill: I CAN KILL YOU IN 8 DIFFERENT WAYS.
Grunkle Stan: This is stupid.
Mabel: MEDIEVAL SMILE DDIIIIIPPPP! *runs into a store*
Ciel: -_- Sebastian. Make sure she doesn't scare people.
Dipper: I'll get the hose.
Mabel: Aw, man! *runs up to the store counter* Where's the Smile Dip?
Pacifica: He isn't going to know what that is, moron.
Mabel: Yeah... You're right... *looks sad*
Pacifica: *sighs* But we can still go shopping together.
Mabel: *smiles* Yay! Thank you thank you thank you! *hugs Pacifica*
Pacifica: Okay, okay, get off of me. *smiles slightly*
Author-chan: MABIFICA
Swag-chan: DELENNAAAAA
Tyrone: I wonder what they'll think of this. *smirks and kisses Will in the middle of the street*
Bill: OH YEAH, HOMOSEXUALITY IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH IN THIS TIME. *grins* THIS SHOULD BE FUN! *kisses Dipper*
Author-chan: I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING GAY. LIKE JEEZ. SOME PEOPLE LIKE DICK, SOME PEOPLE DON'T. BIG DEAL.
Swag-chan: I KNOW RIGHT. RON AND CARL ARE TOO CUTE TO BE HATED.
Will: *blushes and slowly kisses back*
Dipper: B-Bill! You're gonna get us killed! Being gay is considered sodomy in this time!
Bill: *smirks* WELL THEN, I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO DIE.
Dipper: Don't say that so casual-!
Bill: *kisses Dipper again*
Author-chan: THIS IS GETTING BORING.
Swag-chan: I STILL HAVE TO FIND THE DELLENNNAAAA!
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
