The title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
Author-chan: Yep! Now, *whispers* All of you have to flirt with someone else other than your lovers and make them jealous. (THAT'S RIGHT I ADDED CIEL CUZ I WANTED TO)
Dipper: WHAT?!
Will: B-b-b-but...
Ciel: I can't make Sebastian jealous! He'll rip that person limb from limb!
Author-chan: *snickers* Then choose someone you don't like.
Ciel: -_-
Author-chan: Now go!
Dipper: But, who am I supposed to... *pauses* *looks over at Wendy* Fine.
(YOU'RE WELCOME WENDIP SHIPPERS.)
Will: I-I guess... I-I'll go for... U-Uh... P-pacifica...
Ciel: I'll flirt with the sweater girl. But if she somehow ends up with no eyeballs, it's not on me.
Author-chan: o_O okayyyy...
A few minutes later
Dipper: So! Hey... Uhh... Wendy...
Wendy: Hey man! What's up? *fist bumps Dipper*
Bill: *starting to get pissed*
Dipper: Nothin' much, nothin much... Just uh, hanging out. *leans against the desk all cool-like*
Bill: *eye is twitching*
Meanwhile with Will the smol bean...
Pacifica: Y'know, your stutter is kind've adorable.
Will: Y-you t-t-think so? T-thank y-ou!
Tyrone: *eye brow twitch*
Meanwhile with Ciel the not-so-innocent cinnamon roll...
Ciel: *chuckles* Your nose sprung a leak, hon.
Mabel: *covers her bleeding nose* Oh, heh! Sorry! Nosebleeds... Happen all the time... Heh...
Ciel: What? Nervous? *winks*
Sebastian: *getting a dark aura around him*
With Bill and Dipper
Dipper: So... Uh yeah, Heh... *blushes*
Bill: OKAY THAT'S IT! *drags Dipper to the bedroom*
Author-chan: ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO!
With Tyrone and Will
Pacifica: You know, for someone so shy you're kind've hot.
Will: *turns scarlet*
Tyrone: OKAY BREAK IT UP! *drags Will to their bedroom*
Author-chan: This last one should be fun... Pupupupu~
With Sebastian and Ciel
Ciel: Honestly, you've got blood all over you! Let me help you get cleaned up... *winks seductively*
Sebastian: *eyes glowing pink, dark aura all around him* That. Is. It. *picks up Ciel and carries him to their bedroom*
Mabel and Author-chan: *look at eachother* SSSSSQQUUUUEEEEEEE! *they put their ears up to the door*
From inside the bedroom:
Ciel: Ah! S-Sebastian you're too rough! AH! *moans loudly*
Sebastian: There... Now you're marked... Now let's show you who you belong to...
*loud moans and creaking of the bed*
Author-chan and Mabel:
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
Author-chan: Uhh, Bill... I forgot to tell you that you also can't eat unholy chicken for 3 chapters...
Bill: NOT NOW! *slams door shut and... Well... You know what happens after that. ☆〜（ゝ。∂）
