LE BODY SWAP

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Author-chan: BAAEEE! I NEED YOU!

Sebastian: Yes, miss?

Author-chan: Magicky demon stuff!

Sebastian: *chuckles* You wish for me to use my magic?

Author-chan: Yepperoni!

Sebastian: Alright. What would you like to be done?

Author-chan: *points to Mabel and Dipper* Make them switch bodies.

Dipper: WHAT?!

Mabel: HUH?!

Sebastian: Yes my Lady. *uses his magical demon magic to make them switch bodies*

Dipper: AAHHHH!

Mabel: NOT AGAIN!

Sebastian: If you don't mind, milady, I must return to my Young Lord. *bows and leaves*

Mabel: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! WE WERE BROS! *falls to knees, fake sobbing* WE WERE BROOOOS!

Dipper: I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN! *rocking back and forth in the corner*

Author-chan: That's not all! Mabel, you can just hang out with Bill. Dipper, you have to go on a date... With Gideon.

Mabel: YAY! WE CAN WATCH ANIME TOGETHER!

Dipper: DON'T DO THIS TO ME!

Pacifica: Hey! I have that makeup you wanted.

Rev!Mabel: Howdy, I got that purty ol' dress y'all needed!

Dipper: NOOOOOOOO!

A few hours later

Gideon: MABEL'S FINALLY AGREED TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME! *adjusts tie*

Back at the Shack

Dipper: I... Look like a girl... *screams into a pillow*

Rev!Mabel: Now, don' do that! You'll ruin yer makeup!

Pacifica: Your accent is really annoying...

Rev!Mabel: WILL! GET YOUR CRYBABY LITTLE BUTT IN HERE!

Will: Y-Y-Y-yes mistress?

Rev!Mabel: Beat up this bleach blonde lil'-

Tyrone: Leave him alone, sister. We've discussed this.

Will: *hides behind Tyrone*

Bill: *body is dark red* Leave. My. Oniichan. Alone.

Rev!Mabel: THERE'S TWO A' THESE IDIOTS?!

Bill: Damn straight, and one of them can and will kick your pretty little-

Dipper (in Mabel's body): Uh... Let's not fight, guys! Let's just get along!

Bill: Fine. Wanna go watch some Free! and fangirl over Rei, Shooting Star?

Dipper (Mabel's body): *tries not to scream in jealousy* Sorry, I can't right now Illuminacho. Gideon is making me go on a date with him.

Bill: Okaayy... *walks away*

on the date

Gideon: So Mabel... What made ya finally realize your love for me?

Mabel (aka Dipper): I never said I was in love with you... It'd just be rude to reject.

Gideon: Surreee... *scoots closer*

Mabel (Dipper): *shivers and gets a rash* *thinks* I SWEAR WHEN THIS IS OVER I'M GOING TO KILL THIS CREEP! (Reference, anyone? XD)

With Mabel and Bill

Bill: *sitting next to "Dipper" with his arm around "him*

Dipper (Mabel): *thinks* I wonder how bro-bro is doing... CUZ I GET TO SIT HERE AND WATCH ANIME! Plus Bill makes a good pillow.

With Tyrone and Will

Will: *sobbing* W-w-why doesn't M-m-mistress like me? *sniffles*

Tyrone: She still sees you as a servant. It's okay, I'll protect you. *pats his head*

Rev!Mabel: This is cute.

Tyrone: What?

Rev!Mabel: What y'all have.

Will and Tyrone: *blushes*

On the date

Gideon: So, marshmella'... Have ya ever considered havin-

Mabel (Dipper): NOPE!

Gideon: Oh! Look... Check's here...

Mabel (Dipper): IT'S OVER?! YES!

Gideon: ...

Mabel: I mean... It's over? Daaarnn....

Back at the Shack

Bill: Hm... PineTree fell asleep... *kisses "Dipper's" forehead*

Mabel (Dipper): I'M HOME!

Bill: Ah, Shooting Star! How'd the date with ol' Gid-ster go?

Mabel (Dipper): What do you think? *growls* AUTHOR-CHAN! I WANT TO SWITCH BACK! NOW!

Bill: What...?

Mabel (Dipper): AUTHOR-CHAN MADE MABEL AND I SWITCH BODIES FOR A DAY!

Bill: So... I CUDDLED WITH SHOOTING STAR THIS WHOLE TIME?!

Mabel (Dipper): Yep. Basically.

Dipper (Mabel): What...? *rubs eyes sleepily*

Mabel (Dipper): We're switching back.

Dipper (Mabel): Oh... Mkay! But I still wanna watch Free! with Bill. WHY MUST RIN AND HARU BE SO COMPLICATED?! JUST KISS ALREADY!

Bill: I KNOW RIGHT!

Mabel (Dipper): Uhh... Still have to switch back, remember?

Dipper (Mabel): Oh. Right...

Sebastian: Would you like my assistance?

Author-chan: Yes please! Can you switch them back, please?

Sebastian: Of course. *bows* *switches Dipper and Mabel back*

Dipper: YES! I'm in my own body! And it's... Just as underwhelming as I remember...

Bill: *cuddles up to Dipper* PineTree is PineTree again!

Author-chan: Yep... Uh... Where are Tyrone and Will?

Bill: I'll check their room.

*from inside the room*

Will: Ah! M-m-master... I can't... *screams in pleasure*

*outside the room*

Bill: O_O

Dipper: -_-

Mabel: *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

Author-chan: (≧∇≦)

Sebastian: *insert Lenny face here*

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