(I'M BACK BABY! *starts blasting Back in Black by ACDC* ALSO, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN ONLY COMMENT DARES ON THAT CHAPTER. NO. OTHERS. NONE. NADA. ZERO. ZILCH. JUST THAT ONE. THAT ONE IN SPECIFIC. 'Kay? Okay.)
Author-chan: EVERYONE, GET YOUR SEXY BOOTYS IN HERE.
Bill: I'm busy. *nawing on unholy chicken and hugging Dipper*
Dipper: He still hasn't gotten over the last chapter...
Sebastian: I can only hope that the dear readers have not begun to "ship" me with Bill... *shivers*
Tyrone: Hah! I could see that happening... BILLASTIAN IS OFFICAL, LADIES!
Sebastian: Oh dear Satan...
Will: S-so what's t-t-the d-dare? *smiles excitedly*
Author-chan: Ever heard of Dungeons, Dungeons, and more Dungeons?
Dipper: *fangirl scream*
Ciel: *fangirl scream*
Sebastian: You... Enjoy this game, Ciel?
Ciel: *realizes that he screamed for no reason* *clears throat and dusts himself off* Yes. I do.
Author-chan: Yyyeahh... Anyway. ALL OF YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT TOGETHER!
Dipper and Ciel: *squeal* WE GET TO SHOW IT TO *they say their boyfriends' names in unison*
Sebastian and Bill: *chuckle*
Sebastian: I suppose if you enjoy it, Ciel, then I shall as well.
Bill: Eh, why not. *shrugs*
Playing the game
Dipper: No! That's not- UGHH!
Sebastian: I don't understand this...
Ciel: It's totally simple, gosh! Obviously you can destroy Dipper's flamey sword with an ogre-nado!
Sebastian: ...?
Dipper: UGH!
Bill: OI, THIS IS CONFUSING! DON'T JUDGE ME!
Tyrone: Eh, I kinda get it.
Will: I think it's fun!
Sebastian: ...Can I give up yet?
Ciel: Oh come on! Don't be lazy!
Sebastian: Sloth is a sin, after all. *shrugs and smirks*
Bill: ME NO LIKEY THIS GAME.
Dipper: Oh? Well then perhaps you're not smart enough... *smirks*
Bill: OH HELL NO. GIMMIE THE DICE.
Tyrone: Technically it's only one die, so it's a die. Not a dice. Plural.
Bill: *eye twitching*
Will: Y-yeah... G-g-grammar is i-i-important, o-otouto...
Bill: SCREW GRAMMAR. LET'S DO THIS. *rolls die and gets a 37 after it looked like it would be 38*
Sebastian: *snickers*
Bill: *calmly walks away before going to his room and breaking several things while cursing loudly* (Me after losing at Monopoly)
Sebastian: *scoffs* How childish... At least I have control over my temper. *gets defeated by the Impossibeast and loses* *eye twitches*
Ciel: Um... Sebastian?
Sebastian: *calmly stands and walks out* *goes outside and begins punching the heck out of a random tree, screaming a certain vulgar word beginning with "f" and ending with "uck" that is not firetruck*
Tyrone: Control, eh? *chuckles as he rolls a 38*
Will: T-t-that m-means you beat t-th-the Impo-p-possibeast! You w-win! *smiles*
Ciel: *goes to his room and sulks*
Dipper: *pouts and goes to calm Bill down*
Author-chan: Well that went well... ALSO, STOP HURTING THE TREE SEBBY. IT HAS FEELINGS TOO!
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