"I hate him, SO MUCH..."

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(I don't advise that you start the music until it says so xD But if you do, I like you, you badass rebel.)

Author-chan: OHHHH DIPPPEEEERRR! AND BILL! AND EVERYONE ELSE! GET YOUR ARSES DOWN HERE!

Bill: What? Lemme guess, another dare?

Author-chan: Yep. BUT THIS ONE DON'T CONCERN YOU ILLUMINACHO!

Bill: What even IS an illuminacho?! I DON'T GET IT.

Author-chan: Exactly. Now shaddup. Also, you know Dippyfresh from Mabel's fantasy-land-thingy?

Bill: Yes.

Author-chan: MAKE HIM COME HERE NOW!

Bill: Sorry kid, but I created Mabeland, not Dippyfresh. He was all her doing.

Author-chan: WELL HOW DO I GET HER TO CREATE HIM?!

Bill: I dunno. *shrugs*

Author-chan: YOU USELESS LITTLE-

Dippyfresh: YO YO YO DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY DIPPYFRESH?! *rides in on his skateboard and gives Bill a high five*

Dipper: *grits teeth* I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

Bill: *wipes off hand*

Author-chan: Awww...Well, that's a shame. CUZ YOU HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH HIM!

Dipper: WHAT?!

Dippyfresh: Cool! *raises hand to high-five Dipper*

Dipper: I will break your wrist.

Dippyfresh: *goes to high five Mabel instead*

Mabel: *high fives*

Dipper: You're dead to me, Mabel.

Mabel: What? I can't deny a high fi- WAIT. WHAT DID YOU DO YOU TRIANGLE?! IF YOU TRIED TO MAKE WEIRD-WHATEVER-GEDDON HAPPEN AGAIN-

Bill: Woah woah woah, easy kid! Dippyfresh is apparently somehow a physical being and not just a member of Mabeland. *shrugs* I dunno how.

Mabel: Fine. BUT I'M WATCHING YOU ILLUMINACHO!

Bill: Tch...

Author-chan: NOW! INTO THE CLOSET! PRAY, LITTLE GIRL! PRAY! (Carrie reference? xD)

Dipper: Wha-

Author-chan: *shoves Dippyfresh and Dipper into the closet*

Dippyfresh: This is not cool!

Dipper: SHUT UP!

A few minutes later

Dipper: HELP! IM CLAUSTROPHOBIC!

Author-chan: Bill, is he claustrophobic?

Bill: Nope.

Author-chan: SHUT UP AND GET TO HANGING OUT!

Dipper: I hate you Bill...

Bill: I KNOW YOU MEAN LOVE!
(DEADPOOL REFERENCE MOTHATRUCKA!)

A few hours later

Dippyfresh: *singing some stupid rap song loudly*

Dipper: SHUT. UP.

Dippyfresh: Chill out! This song is da bomb!

Dipper: Wanna hear good music? Listen to this. *shoves earbuds in his ear* (he's playing the song in the video >>>)

A few minutes later

Dippyfresh: Woah! That's depressing!

Dipper: You say that like it's a good thing.

A few hours later

Author-chan: OKAY! I'M LETTING YOU OUT!

Dipper: OH THANK-

Bill: Don't even.

Dipper: Right. Demon thing.

Dippyfresh: That was lame, bro!

Dipper: You're lame. Now go back to Mabeland.

Dippyfresh: Right! *disappears*

Author-chan: Well that was fun.... BAI NOW!

Dipper: Who are you saying bye to...?

Author-chan and Bill: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! ITS FUNNY HOW DUMB YOU ARE!

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