(I don't advise that you start the music until it says so xD But if you do, I like you, you badass rebel.)
Author-chan: OHHHH DIPPPEEEERRR! AND BILL! AND EVERYONE ELSE! GET YOUR ARSES DOWN HERE!
Bill: What? Lemme guess, another dare?
Author-chan: Yep. BUT THIS ONE DON'T CONCERN YOU ILLUMINACHO!
Bill: What even IS an illuminacho?! I DON'T GET IT.
Author-chan: Exactly. Now shaddup. Also, you know Dippyfresh from Mabel's fantasy-land-thingy?
Bill: Yes.
Author-chan: MAKE HIM COME HERE NOW!
Bill: Sorry kid, but I created Mabeland, not Dippyfresh. He was all her doing.
Author-chan: WELL HOW DO I GET HER TO CREATE HIM?!
Bill: I dunno. *shrugs*
Author-chan: YOU USELESS LITTLE-
Dippyfresh: YO YO YO DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY DIPPYFRESH?! *rides in on his skateboard and gives Bill a high five*
Dipper: *grits teeth* I HATE HIM SO MUCH.
Bill: *wipes off hand*
Author-chan: Awww...Well, that's a shame. CUZ YOU HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH HIM!
Dipper: WHAT?!
Dippyfresh: Cool! *raises hand to high-five Dipper*
Dipper: I will break your wrist.
Dippyfresh: *goes to high five Mabel instead*
Mabel: *high fives*
Dipper: You're dead to me, Mabel.
Mabel: What? I can't deny a high fi- WAIT. WHAT DID YOU DO YOU TRIANGLE?! IF YOU TRIED TO MAKE WEIRD-WHATEVER-GEDDON HAPPEN AGAIN-
Bill: Woah woah woah, easy kid! Dippyfresh is apparently somehow a physical being and not just a member of Mabeland. *shrugs* I dunno how.
Mabel: Fine. BUT I'M WATCHING YOU ILLUMINACHO!
Bill: Tch...
Author-chan: NOW! INTO THE CLOSET! PRAY, LITTLE GIRL! PRAY! (Carrie reference? xD)
Dipper: Wha-
Author-chan: *shoves Dippyfresh and Dipper into the closet*
Dippyfresh: This is not cool!
Dipper: SHUT UP!
A few minutes later
Dipper: HELP! IM CLAUSTROPHOBIC!
Author-chan: Bill, is he claustrophobic?
Bill: Nope.
Author-chan: SHUT UP AND GET TO HANGING OUT!
Dipper: I hate you Bill...
Bill: I KNOW YOU MEAN LOVE!
(DEADPOOL REFERENCE MOTHATRUCKA!)A few hours later
Dippyfresh: *singing some stupid rap song loudly*
Dipper: SHUT. UP.
Dippyfresh: Chill out! This song is da bomb!
Dipper: Wanna hear good music? Listen to this. *shoves earbuds in his ear* (he's playing the song in the video >>>)
A few minutes later
Dippyfresh: Woah! That's depressing!
Dipper: You say that like it's a good thing.
A few hours later
Author-chan: OKAY! I'M LETTING YOU OUT!
Dipper: OH THANK-
Bill: Don't even.
Dipper: Right. Demon thing.
Dippyfresh: That was lame, bro!
Dipper: You're lame. Now go back to Mabeland.
Dippyfresh: Right! *disappears*
Author-chan: Well that was fun.... BAI NOW!
Dipper: Who are you saying bye to...?
Author-chan and Bill: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! ITS FUNNY HOW DUMB YOU ARE!

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