Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip

Two Dares In One!

Author-chan: GUYS! GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE!

Tyrone: What? *glances up from his book*

Bill: *floating in the air with his legs crossed in a meditation pose* I'm busy.

Will: *cuddled up to Tyrone, reading the book with him* Hm?

Dipper: *pokes Bill* I wanna float... *grumbles*

Author-chan: WE'RE PLAYING A GAME! ITS CALLED THE "HOW I FOUND OUT I LOVE YOU" GAME!

Dipper: I wanna play... Bill, get down. *pulls Bill to the ground*

Bill: Hey! I was busy!

Will: M-master, c-c-can w-we play?

Tyrone: Alright, Blueberry... *gets up*

Author-chan: Sit in a circle!

Everyone: *forms a circle, sitting next to their respective boyfriends*

Author-chan: Okay! Cinnamon Roll! Tell us how you realized you loved Tyrone!

Will: W-well... He w-was much n-n-nicer than M-m-mistress... A-and he p-protected m-me... A-and I realized I-I l-loved h-h-h-him...

Tyrone: *blushes* *smiles and hugs Will* Well, my Blueberry was always adorable to me and I felt really bad about the way my sister treated him. So, I fell in love with him...

Author-chan: Awww! Now! Bill and Dipper's should be interesting... Considering their past together...

Dipper: I'll go first. Bill used to be my enemy. I won't deny that. But... I felt sorry for him in a strange way... He seemed... Unstable... And... I felt like he had mental issues and that's why he acted that way... I mean, I can't imagine living in a world like how he described it... He needed freedom, and I just wish he would've done it a different way... But, when I thought he was dead, I realized how boring my life would be without him... And, when he burnt the journals... When I hit that tree... I saw something in his eye... Mercy. Regret. Guilt. He felt bad about hurting me and Mabel. I could just tell... It was like he didn't have control of himself... Of his actions... And I fell in love with him.

Bill: *sobbing like a baby into Will's shoulder*

Author-chan: Uh... Bill... Your turn...

Bill: Oh... *wipes eyes* Well, I always liked Pinetree. Admired him in a way. He was smart, yet naive, to me. I found that adorable. I also felt like he understood me. He seemed interested in me. And I was interested in him. So,
I took over his body. When I did that, I had to dress up as the reverend.

Dipper: Wait... That means... YOU DID NOT-

Bill: *grins* Oh, but I did. That's when I realized I loved his body. Later, during Weirdmageddon, he showed how selfless he was. He was willing to die for Shooting Star, and I found that very valiant. He also did all that he could to protect his family. Which... Included "killing" me, despite not knowing that I invoked the ancient power that made me return. When I did... Dipper was happy, and shocked, but happy. He... *blushes* He hugged me, telling me that as long as I didn't cause trouble, I could stay at the ol' Shack for a spell. He also was majorly flustered when I showed him this sexy form. *cocks hip sassily and poses* So... I realized I loved him. I got slapped when I kissed him, but it was worth it.

Dipper: *blushing*

Author-chan: That's not all! Ukes, you have a dare especially for you!

Dipper: I guess we're the "Ukes"

Will: Y-yeah...

Bill: Damn straight! I'm always the Seme. *grins*

Dipper: I don't know what that means, but I'm assuming it's sexual... *blushes*

Author-chan: Yep! Now, gather in so they can't hear. *whispers to Will and Dipper* Today, when I give the cue, you have to either sit in your
boyfriend's lap and kiss his sweet spot if he's sitting, or if he's standing, wrap your legs around his waist and do so. Gots it?

Will: *flustered horribly*

Dipper: *scarlet-faced*

Author-chan: *growls* Gots it?

Dipper and Will: Y-yes mam!

Later That Day

Bill: *leaning against the wall, attempting to do something on his phone (that of which he has no idea how to work)*

Tyrone: *sitting down reading, as usual*

Author-chan: *chilling on the couch, reading Sebaciel fanfiction* *makes a triangle around her eye, which is the signal*

Will: *blushes* *boldly walks up to Tyrone and sits in his lap, giving Tyrone's nape a small kiss*

Tyrone: K-kya... *pets Will's hair, thinking it was just a normal thing*

Dipper: *looks determined* *walks up to Bill and wraps his legs around his waist*

Bill: Oh, we're having sex? I would've put my phone down if you'd told me. *laughs maniacally*

Dipper: *kisses the bend between the neck and shoulder on Bill's neck*

Bill: *blushes* Pinetree is feeling bold, is he? *drags Dipper to their bedroom*

Author-chan: （≧∇≦）

Tyrone: ... *drags Will to their bedroom*

Mabel: （≧∇≦）

Author-chan and Mabel: YASSSSS! 
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