Author-chan: Awww! This so cute! Billdip! Willdip! Get down here! Mabel too!
Mabel: I HEARD CUTE! WHO GOT A SQUIRREL?!
Author-chan: I wish... BUT THIS DARE IS CUTE THOUGH!
Mabel: *reads the dare on the card* ASFISNEDIKEDIIWKWOHDDI! THIS IS TOO KAWAII I CAN'T EVEN!
Bill: What's kawaii?! Is Nagisa-chan down here?!
Tyrone: Who the heck is Nagisa-chan...?
Will: *chuckles* O-otouto still l-loves a-a-anime...
Bill: What's the dare, kid? It better not involve ice.
Dipper: Yeah... That affected me too, you know!
Bill: More like your sex li-
Dipper: SHADDUP! *blushes*
Author-chan: Everyone get in a circle and sit down.
Tyrone: Why...?
Author-chan: DO IT!
Will and Tyrone: *sit next to each other, Will cuddled up in Tyrone's arms*
Bill and Dipper: *sit next to each other, Bill's arm lazily resting on Dipper's shoulders*
Author-chan: Okay. Your guys' dare is to tell each other exactly why you love one another. LET'S START WITH WILLDIP!
Will: W-well... I-I love M-m-master bec-cause h-he's the o-only p-pines twin w-who doesn't make f-fun of my s-s-stutter... A-and h-he is very n-nice to me a-and comforts me w-when I-I'm scared and h-he is very g-good in... Uh... Y-y'know...
Tyrone: *smiles and blushes* Daww! Blueberry! *ruffles Will's hair* Well, I love my Blueberry because of his adorable stutter, adorable shyness, endearing attempts at bravery, his cute little blushes, and of course, he is very nice to cuddle with after a little "fun." *grins and hugs a scarlet-faced Will close*
Author-chan: SO KAWAAIII!!
Mabel: I GOT PICTURES!
Author-chan: YASSS! Now, BILLDIP!
Dipper: Well... Bill teases me a lot but really, he's a big softie when he goes to far and I love that about him. He also says my birthmark is adorable-
Bill: Because it is...
Dipper: *blushes* and he still always calls me "Pine tree" but when he's serious he calls me by my name, and that's pretty cool... And... He always comforts me when I'm sad and always feels like everything is his fault and he cries with me. *laughs*
Bill: I do not! *blushes and crosses arms stubbornly*
Dipper: But that isn't all... He's always giving my compliments when I have low self esteem to cheer me up... And... *turns bright scarlet* *mumbles* He's practically a sex god...
Bill: Heard that! My turn! I love my Pinetree because of how insecure he is, despite me knowing that he is the smartest, cutest, most adorable little human I know. He's so shy sometimes, which is pretty dang kawaii. Also, he knows that I can sometimes get a little sensitive,
Dipper: A little? *laughs*
Bill: Yes, a little, and he comforts me when I do. I am of course a demon, a powerful one at that, so I worry that I might hurt my Pinetree on accident one day... And I don't think I could live with myself if I did... *a single tear rolls down his face*
Dipper: Don't cry! *wipes the tear off Bill's face and cuddles up to him*
Bill: See what I mean? Comfort. *hugs Dipper*
Author-chan: AHHHHH! KAWAII OVERLOAD! AFAKDSUSKWBSOHW!
Mabel: DAWWWW! I SHIP IT! I SHIP IT LIKE FREAKING FEDEX!
WillDip and BillDip: o_O Mkayyy...
Author-chan and Mabel: *flopping around like fish while they fangirl*
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ЮморThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
