(Obviously, I couldn't have drawn that fabulousness that is to the side/top xD)
Author-chan: OI! PINE TREE, BILL! IN HERE NOW!
Dipper: Hm?
Bill: *stands beside Dipper* What?
Author-chan: *quickly swaps their hats*
Dipper: H-Hey! *attempts to cover his birthmark*
Bill: *slaps his hand away* Your birthmark is adorable and if you try to cover it I will feed your hands to Floof.
Dipper: Okaaaay then...
Author-chan: Also, until I say so, you two can have no physical contact with each other. *evil grin*
Bill: WHAT?!
Author-chan: Hey, don't blame me. Blame the person who dared you. *walks away casually*
Bill: *practically flaming with rage*
WARNING: This next dare contains Cielois and Grellaude. If this happens to be your NOTP, I suggest you leave. I would leave, but I kinda have to stay so... Also contains Sebaciel, Grelliam, and AloClaude :3
Author-chan: *sobbing dramatically into Sebastian's chest*
Sebastian: *awkwardly has no idea what to do*
Author-chan: Sebastian... Forgive the darer for this. ALOIS! CLAUDE! GRELL!
Alois: 'ello you beautiful readers!
Claude: ...
Grell: BAASSSSYYYYY! *tackles Sebastian*
Sebastian: *easily dodges it, sending Grell flying into the kitchen*
Author-chan: MABEL! IT'S TIME!
Mabel: *runs in and slams Claude's and Grell's faces together, making them kiss*
Author-chan: I'M SORRY SEBBY! *forces Ciel and Alois to kiss*
Claude: *runs to the bathroom to bleach his mouth*
Grell: HEY! THE ONLY DEMON I'M INTERESTED IN IS MY DEAR BASSY!
Alois: *aggressively trying to wipe his mouth*
Ciel: *vomits in the corner*
William: Grell Sutcliffe... *has a dark aura of jealousy around him*
Grell: *gulps*
William: *drags Grell away by grell (Grell is officially a gender pronoun now xD) hair*
Alois: *drags Claude down by his collar and kisses him* There. All better now.
Sebastian: *eyes glow with jealousy*
Ciel: Oh dear... Miss Author, I believe I will be in need of that wheelchair...
Sebastian: Damn right. *drags Ciel to their room*
Author-chan: Mkay, now that that's over, let's go check on Billy and Dippy.
Bill: *pouting and hiding in his cape*
Dipper: *sighs and groans* He's been all pouty since the dare started.
Bill: *looks up from cape town* I am not pouting!
Dipper: *raises brow*
Bill: *pouts and hides back in cape town*
Author-chan: Ohh... Fine! *switches their hats back* You may now resume physical contact.
Bill: Yay! *comes out of cape town and drags Dipper to their room*
Author-chan: Jeez... With both'a those couples going at it, we won't have much of a house left soon...
Grell: *listening through Sebby and Ciel's bedroom door, seething with rage and jealousy* THAT'S IT! I'M PUTTING THAT LITTLE BRAT ON THE TO DIE LIST! HE'S DONE!
William: *rolls eyes* Calm down.
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HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
