Author-chan: YAOIYAOIYAOIYAOIYAOISHOUNENYAOIDOUJINSHIYAOIYAOISLASHYAOIYAOIAJDAGDIWNDYOWHSD
Mabel: YASSSS ADJAJDIAGXIABXIAJA
Will: I-I'm scared...
Tyrone: Shhh... Just back away from the fangirls.
Will: But... W-what does that word s-she's s-saying m-m-mean?
Author-chan and Mabel: *^* THE INNOCENT CINNAMON ROLL KNOWS NOT OF THE YAOI?!
Dipper: Uhh... What the heck is yaoi?
Author-chan and Mabel: *le pervy grins* Oh, we'll teach you, dear uke cinnamon roll... We'll teach you.
YAOI TIME!
Author-chan: First up, Sebaciel. READ THIS! *shoves r-18 Sebaciel doujinshi in Dipper and Wills' hands*
Dipper and Will: *reads cover* Cage...? Uh, okay...
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Will: *shaking*
Dipper:My... My innocence... My poor, helpless innocence... *curls up in a ball* Goodbye, childhood...
Mabel: EXACTLY. NOW, MOAR!
Will: NO MORE!
Dipper: I GET YAOI! I GET IT, OKAY?!
Bill: Good... Now, *evil smirk* you can do it with me. *drags Dipper to the bedroom*
Author-chan: MABEL, GET THE MANGA ARTIST WE HELD CAPTIVE AND A CAMERA! THE YAOI TRAIN IS TAKING OFF!
I dunno........
GIVE ME COMMENTS ALREADY! DON'T DEPRIVE AUTHOR-CHAN LIKE THIISSSSS! I WANNA TORTURE BILL AND WILL AND DIPPER AND TYRONE MORE!
Bill, Will, Dipper, and Tyrone: Excuse me?
Author-chan: NOTHING! *whispers to readers* Something...
DU LIEST GERADE
Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
