Author-chan: Hehhehehehe...
Ford: *trying to restrain some unholy chicken that Bill accidentally made sentient*
Author-chan: Bill! Dipper! Fordsy! Get in here and one of you bring a rope!
Bill: *brings a rope* Who are we hanging? Fordsy?! *eyes light up like a child on Christmas day*
Ford: I hate you so much...
Bill: Daww! I loathe your entire existence as well, Sixer! *flips him off but still looks affectionate somehow in a creepy yandere way*
Author-chan: Mkaayyy... Anyway! No one is being hung. Now tie Dipper to that chair.
Bill: On it!
Author-chan: ...
Bill: How does one go about being "on it"?
Author-chan: JUST TIE PINETREE DOWN!
Dipper: Wait, what?!
Bill: *snaps fingers and Dipper is now tied to a chair*
Dipper: HEY!
Author-chan: Now. Bill. *whispers the dare in his ear, devilishly grinning*
Bill: NO. NO WAY IN F*CKING HELL IS THAT-
Author-chan: DO IT OR ELSE.
Bill: OKAY OKAY I'LL DO IT! *mumbles* This is a disgrace to demons everywhere...
Sebastian: *grinning and watching with popcorn and sharing it with Author-chan*
Bill: I hate you both...
Author-chan: I know you mean love!
Dipper: What's he gonna do?! Let me go!
Bill: So... Uh... Fordsy... I'm not trying to impress you or anything but uh... I'm Batman!
(IT'S HAPPENING. MORE DUMB PICK UP LINES. XD)
Ford: What the... Uh....
Bill: I'm a necrophiliac... How good are you at playing dead?
Dipper: *realizing what's happening and is laughing his arse off*
Ford: ...I don't know how to respond to this...
Bill: Where's your paper bag?
Ford: Uhh... What?
Bill: To put over your head. *sassily cocks hip*
Ford: ...
Bill: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause your face is pretty screwed up. *snickers*
Ford: Are these like... Pick up lines or...
Bill: SHE MADE ME. *points at Author-chan*
Author-chan, Sebastian, Will, and Stan: *laughing their arses off*
Stan: *video taping it*
Will: *giggling*
Sebastian: WAIT TILL' LUCIFER SEES THIS!
Bill: DON'T EVEN-
Ford: .........WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
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Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
