Author-chan: Tyrone! Sebastian! Bill!
Bill: What?
Sebastian: Yes?
Tyrone: Hm?
Author-chan: I have a dare for you. *evil grin* All of you.
Bill: What is it?
Author-chan: You all have to pretend you hate your boyfriends. All. Day.
Sebastian: *eyes glow pink* And why should we do that?
Author-chan: Well... I could always tell Grell that s/he can have you for the day...
Sebastian: I'LL DO IT.
Author-chan: Thought so. And you, boys?
Tyrone: Fine... But if it goes haywire then we can always kill you.
Author-chan: That's what you think... *evil grin*
Tyrone, Sebastian, and Bill: *nervous sweatdrop*
Author-chan: Anyway! ON WITH THE FEELS ATTACK!
A few minutes later
Dipper: Hey, Bill, want to go on a walk with me?
Bill: *thinks* I don't have the heart to be mean to him... I'll just ignore him! That doesn't go against the dare! *doesn't look up from phone*
Dipper: Uh... Okay... *awkwardly walks away*
Bill: Nailed it!
With Tyrone and Will
Will: M-m-master?
Tyrone: What?! *sounds irritated*
Will: *flinches and cowers* I-I-I-I j-j-just wah-anted to check on y-yah-you...
Tyrone: Well I'm fine. Get your stuttering ass out of here.
Will: *looks like he's about to cry* *runs out of the room*
Bill: OKAY WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE TO MY ONIICHAN OR ELSE I WILL PERSONALLY FEED YOU TO A DEMON HOUND.
Tyrone: Chill out. I'm just abiding by the dare.
Bill: *growling*
With Ciel and Sebastian
Ciel: Sebastian? You look paler than normal, are you alright?
Sebastian: I'm fine, Master.
Ciel: I said you can call me Ciel when we're alone...
Sebastian: Yes, I remember.
Ciel: *looks confused* Uh... Alright... Would you please help me prepare some tea?
Sebastian Of course, My Lord. *speaking in a dead, formal tone*
Ciel: We're not at the manor... You don't have to be so form-
Sebastian: Yes, I remember.
Ciel: *shocked* Uh... Alright then... I'll make the tea myself... Don't worry about it...
A few hours later
Will: *hiding out in his and Tyrone's bedroom sobbing*
Dipper: *sadly kicking rocks around as he walks around the woods alone*
Ciel: *in his room gritting his teeth angrily and throwing darts at the wall, mumbling to himself*
Tyrone: I didn't mean to make him cry...
Bill: He looks so upset...
Sebastian: As violent as ever, My Love...
Author-chan: Okay... Just a little longer...
Will: *mumbling to himself* D-d-did I-I-I *hiccup* do-o s-so-something wro-ong?
Dipper: I guess he just doesn't want to talk...
Ciel: WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE LEAVE ME?! *punches wall*
Tyrone: *close to crying*
Bill: *sobbing into Sebastian's shoulder*
Sebastian: Get the hell off me.
Will: *clutching a yellow stuffed rabbit and sobbing*
Tyrone: OKAY I HAVE TO! *runs in and hugs Will, apologizing profusely*
Dipper: *softly starts to cry, kicking rocks even harder*
Bill: *runs outside and glomps Dipper, screaming about how sorry he is*
Ciel: *softly sobbing into his arms*
Sebastian: *eye twitches* I won't break... Abide the dare...
Ciel: W-why does everyone hate me...
Sebastian: *bites lip*
Ciel: I deserved what that cult-
Sebastian: OKAY SCREW THIS. *runs in and picks up Ciel bridal style and kisses him*
Author-chan: *screaming and nosebleeding and sobbing because her feels are going insane*
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