Author-chan: HEHEHEHEHEHE! *evil giggles* HEY TYRONE! I'M SENDING YOU ON A VACATION!
Tyrone: Where, why, and will it kill me?
Author-chan: Don't know, don't care, and maybe.
Tyrone: ...Okay. *leaves the house*
Author-chan: Okay... I need comfort... I HAVE TO MAKE A SHIP I DON'T SHIP HAPPEN! RIN! I NEED HUGS!
(Note: I can't stand the dub of Free!, so I apologize if I get bae's (Rin's) way of talking a little wrong. Y'know... The sub version and all... OKAY!)
Rin: Okay... *hugs Author-chan*
Author-chan: So... So muscly...
Rin: I'm gonna pretend I'm not creeped out by this...
Bill: Who's Sharky-teeth over here?
Author-chan: NOT IMPORTANT! NOW! BRING ME GIDEON AND WILL!
Gideon: Do I finally get ta' kiss Mabel?
Mabel: -_-; No.
Author-chan: WILL! GET IN HERE!
Will: Y-Y-yes miss?
Author-chan: ...KISS GIDEON. NOW!
Will: B-b-bu-
Author-chan: I DON'T WANT YOU TO EITHER. BLAME @Erin-Zoe !!!!
Will: F-F-FINE!
Gideon: WHAT?! BU-
*they awkwardly kiss*
Author-chan: *hiding face in Rin's (muscular and sculpted) chest* *muffled* Is it over yet?
Rin: I think so.
Author-chan: Awww... I was hoping I could hide in your chest a little longer... Oh well! *moves face out of his shirt and rests back against his (sexy af) chest*
Rin: This is awkward... Oh well. *wraps arms around Author-chan*
Author-chan: OKAY! IT HAPPENED!
Tyrone: GIDEON YOU LITTLE SH-
Will: M-M-MASTER! *turns scarlet*
Gideon: SHE MADE ME! *points at Author-chan and runs away*
Tyrone: *moves attention from Gideon onto Will, glaring at him*
Will: M-m-m-m-mas-s-ste-er? *looks terrified*
Tyrone: *glare softens* Do I scare you that much, Blueberry?
Will: A-a-a l-l-l-l-little...
Tyrone: *slowly moves closer to Will as if he were a stray cat afraid of people* I would never hurt you, Blueberry. You know that. *gently brushes a tear away that had slipped down Will's face*
Will: I-I-I k-know... *hugs Tyrone*
Bill: DAWWW! Oniichan! You have a bae!
Dipper: *childish arm cross* You have one too, y'know...
Bill: *ruffles Dipper's hair* Of course, Pinetree. *grins*
DU LIEST GERADE
Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
