Author-chan: Okay Ukes, so, before you were with your boyfriends, did you ever have any... *wiggles eyebrows* dreams about them?
Ciel: *face goes dark red*
Dipper: N-no! *cheeks flush*
Will: I-I don't s-sleep...
Author-chan: -_- Fine then. Erotic thoughts? Daydreams?
Will: *blushes darkly*
Author-chan: Thought so. *smirks*
Sebastian: I actually had to care for Ciel during puberty, during which he had his fair share of wet dreams-
Ciel: SHADDUP.
Author-chan: And you, Dipper? *evil smirk*
Dipper: W-well, I can't lie, I did but... I-it's obvious that Bill made me have them!
Bill: Interesting... I'll have you know, my dear Pine Tree, that I did not tamper with any dreams you have involving myself. *grins*
Dipper: *blushes even darker*
Author-chan: *smirks* Anyway, we can't just torment the Ukes! Semes, how about y'all?
Sebastian: I do not sleep...
Bill: Me either.
Tyrone: I have. *smiles and hugs Will*
Author-chan: Fine then, ever gotten a boner while thinking about them?
Sebastian: *blushes ever so slightly and nods*
Bill: *growls whilst blushing and nods*
Author-chan: Thought so. *grins* Eh,
But there's no need to be embarrassed. My first sexy dream was about my doctor.Mabel: DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.
Author-chan: *randomly sticks out tongue* MY TONGUE IS SQUEESHY! FEEL IT!
Mabel: WTF NO BROWhYyOUdODIsWTHBRUh
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