Author-chan: HEHEHEHEHE
Swag-chan: Oh god, she has an idea.
Author-chan: Correctamundo! I wanna get everyone drunk and have them sing love songs to each other!
Swag-chan: Okay, forget the oh god, I am totally down with that.
Author-chan: ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚ オペラ地温ぉゔぇそんgs沙！
Swag-chan: I have no idea what you just said. ALSO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE
Author-chan: Me either! I just typed random sh*t. Hopefully that says what I want it to say. Which is... Operation Love Songs is a Go! AND MY FACE UPGRADED. UH DUR.
Celty: It doesn't say anything of the sort, but alright...
*Several Hours and a Lot of Beer Later*
Author-chan: Hehehehe smile diiiiippp....
Swag-chan: WHYYYY STEFAN! WHYYYY! I LOVED YOUUU! *rolls around on the floor* STELENA CAN'T BE CANON IF YOU'RE ALL DEAD AND STUFF!
Celty: Why did they eat that candy instead of drinking...?
Author-chan: CUZ UNDERAGE DRINKING, UH DUUUURRR! WE AREN'T ALL FOREVER 21 LIKE IZAYA.
Izaya: *slurs his words* I'll have you know that I gained a number this week... I am now 21 and a half of 3.
Swag-chan: ...WUT
Shizuo: D*MN FLEA, THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
Izaya: Neither do you, Shizu-chaaaan. But I don't complain. *grins drunkenly*
Author-chan: SO. LET'S SING SOME LOVE SONGS, HOW BOUT DAT.
Swag-chan: OH MY GOD YOU'VE BEEN POSSESSED BY THE CASH ME OUSSIDE GIRL
Author-chan: NOOO I NEED HOLY WATER I DON'T WANNA BE A HOE
Swag-chan: It was already too late for that! You'll always be a garden tool, and you know it! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Author-chan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO- ANYWAY. BILL. YOU FIRST.
Bill: *grins widely and uses magic to form a mic* HIT IT, SHOOTING STAR.
Mabel: WOOOO! *shoves smile dip in her mouth and cues a beat WHICH I MADE ON MUSIC MAKER AND THEREFORE CANNOT SHOW YOU ;-;*
Bill: *RAPS LIKE A GOD IRONICALLY*
PINETREE Y'KNOW YOU DRIVE ME IN-SANE,
EVEN THOUGH I WAS ALREADY THAT-WAY!
YOUR BODY'S GOT MY BRAIN SPINNIN' EVERY WHICH-WAY!
LIKE WHEN I REIGNED AND YOU SAVED THE-DAY!
*sings*
Awkward, sweaty, yet so damn cute!
With how you work that mouth, you could play flute!
But that's not all I'm in it for,
*whispers*
Even though we all know you're my whore.
Author-chan: OKAYYYY I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FROM YOU. *pushes Bill off stage*
Dipper: *beating his face on the wall* Please. Kill. Me.
Author-chan: TYRONE. YOU NEXT.
Tyrone: *GRINS EVILLY OH NO* Of course.
Swag-chan: OH MAN HE'S THE EVIL DRUNK KIND
Tyrone: *sings*
William, Will, The Cipher Twin,
I'm so happy it's your heart I could win! Your blush, your smile, your body, so fragile, All want to do is make you smile, cuz you're so damn cute when you're in denial! A lover, not a fighter, that's just who you are, and I couldn't love it more.
Sincerely, your admirer, who's heart you've set afire.
Swag-chan: AWWW THAT WAS SO ADORABLE.
Author-chan: HIS ADLIB SKILLS THOUGH.
Swag-chan: SEBBY SHOULD GO NEXT.
Sebastian: *smiles* Of course. *clears his thrust and sings LIKE AN ANGEL Y'ALL KNOW HOW HE SINGS*
My master, my lover, my little Ciel...
Even as demon, you made my heart swell...
*spoken* Albeit a brat, and I wonder how you're not fat...
*sung*
I wouldn't have you any other way.
*STARTS RAPPING WHAT*
Ciel Phantomhive you could be my wife, because you know I'd like to have you all my life, because that means forever, and forever means so long, and if this feels so good, how could it be wrong?
Swag-chan: NICE ADLIB. *slow clap*
Author-chan: IZAYA'S TURN.
Izaya: *grins evilly and takes the mic* *plays a guitar while he sings*
Shizu-chaaan...
I have feelings for you...
Shizu-chaaann....
Would you please stop throwing vending machines, please don't hit me with your stop sign...
Shizu-chan...
I think I like you...
Shizu-chan...
Shizu-chaaaann...
I wanna watch the stars with you, I wanna see the world with you, Shizu-chaaaann...
But not reaaallyy...
I don't like you like that, I'm just joking...
I wanna cut your skin with my knife, that's kinda violleeeent, it's just an anime, not real life...
Shizu-chaaaan....
Author-chan: *claps* Best one. Izaya wins by default.
Shizuo: Dammit, flea... if I could walk, I would kill you so hard...
Author-chan: AHAHAH HE'S SO DRUNK.
Swag-chan: -_- And you're high on Smile Dip.
Author-chan: *puts a cat on her head* What was that?
Swag-chan: OH MY GOD. WHY DO YOU GET A CAT HAT AND I DON'T.
Author-chan: CUZ I'M MIKE MYERS BITCH.
Swag-chan: AND I'M NINA DOBREV.
Author-chan: YOU WISH.
Swag-chan: (Ｔ＿Ｔ) YES, YES I DO.
Author-chan: Wait a minute... WHERE'S MY CORNDOG.
Swag-chan: FIRST OF ALL, OFF TOPIC. SECOND, I DON'T HAVE YOUR STUPID CORNDOG.
Author-chan: MOMMMYYY SWAGGY STOLE MY DOGGGYYY!
Mabel: *cartwheels through the Shack* ONWARD, FLUFFY OUTERSPACE RAINBOW CATS! (You get a brownie if you know what that reference is from)
Swag-chan: OH GOD NOT KNN.
Author-chan: *le gasp* I should do a chapter where the voice actors meet their characters... WHICH MEANS...
Swag-chan: OH GOD NO.
Author-chan: JOHNNY YONG BOSCH, BITCCHEEESSSS!
Swag-chan: SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME. I REFUSE TO DO THIS, I AM HELD HOSTAGE.
Author-chan: BYE NOWWWW! *tackles Swag-chan*
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