Author-chan: HEY! GLEEFUL TWINS!
Rev!Mabel and Tyrone: What?
Author-chan: You have a dare! You have to sing "All Dressed up for a Hit and Run." NOW GO! GO TO THE STAGE!
Rev!Mabel: Uhh... Do ya mean the middle af' the room?
Author-chan: WHATEVER!
Tyrone: Uhh... Okay...
Rev!Mabel: I'll sing first.
Tyrone: I'll do the background.
Rev!Mabel: They never saw us comin'
Tyrone: Till' they hit the floor
Rev!Mabel: They just kept beggin' for more, more!
Tyrone and Rev!Mabel: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na! All dressed up for a hit and run!
Tyrone: All dressed up for a hit and run!
Mabel: I was brought up as a southern belle, I grew into the queen of hell, you were just a stowaway that stabbed her way to save herself!
Tyrone: You always liked the taste of blood...
Rev!Mabel: An' I get off when I point the gun!
Rev!Mabel and Tyrone: FIRST ONE OUT WAS A PREACHER'S SON, LAST ONE DOWN WAS AN ENGLISHMAN!
Rev!Mabel: I'm in his bed with his bow tie on, all dressed up for a hit and run!
Tyrone: Sunday in notting hill he was sneaking a cigarette, his God protects him but I know we'll get him yet...
Rev!Mabel: Ran mah' fingers through his hair, so he thinks it's fun and games...
Tyrone: He don't know our faces
Rev!Mabel: But he won't forget our names!
Rev!Mabel and Tyrone: FIRST ONE UP WAS A PREACHER'S SON, LAST ONE DOWN WAS AN ENGLISHMAN!
Rev!Mabel: I'm in his bed with his bow tie on!
Tyrone: All dressed up for a hit and run!
(Song ends there cuz I'm too lazy to do the rest XD)
Will: *clapping*
Bill: Num num.... Unholy chicken... *nawing on a piece of chicken*
Dipper: WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THIS UNHOLY CHICKEN?!
Bill: *eyes widen* UHH... *hisssss*
Dipper: ...Okay then.
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