Author-chan: *evil giggles*
Dipper: Uh oh. I don't like that giggle...
Will: M-m-me e-either...
Author-chan: Oh, you're right to not like it. *whispers to Swag-chan* We're going to make them strip in front of their boyfriends. *grins*
Will: I-I-I h-H-heard tha-at! *blushes bright red*
Tyrone: So did I. You're a bad whisperer.
Author-chan: How did you know it wasn't on purpose? *smirks*
Bill: OH, IT WAS. *grins* SO, PINETREE...
Dipper: No way. Not gonna happen. Never. Not again. I'm not a stripper.
Swag-chan: Mhmmm, tell that to this chloroform. *stuffs a rag in Dipper's mouth and he faints*
*A FEW HOURS LATER*
Dipper: ...Ugh... What happened...? WHY AM I DRESSED LIKE A STRIPPER?!
Author-chan: Because. *grins* You're gonna be one for Bill.
Bill: *evil grin*
Dipper: WHAT?! NO!
Swag-chan: YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. *drags Dipper onto le stage*
Author-chan: CUE MUSIC.
Mabel: *turns on Tokyo Drift (Instrumental) (SEE SONG IN THE MEDIA >>>> or ^^^^ ON MOBILE)*
Dipper: Aw man, not this song... *awkwardly dances to it*
Author-chan: DANCE BETTER!
Swag-chan: AND STRIPPER-Y-ER!
Dipper: That's not a word!
Mabel: SHUT UP AND DO IT!
Dipper: Ugh! Fine! *DANCES ALL SEXY-LIKE TO THE MUSIC*
Bill: *watching and grinning*
Will: I-I don't f-f-feel like I be-belong...
Author-chan: Oh hush, you'll do fine!
Swag-chan: *shoves Will onto the stage*
Will: *blushes like crazy and doesn't dance*
Tyrone: *wolf whistles* Come on, love! You can do it.
Author-chan: QUIT TALKING LIKE A BRITISH PERSON. YOU'RE NOT CROWLEY.
Swag-chan: You're obsessed.
Author-chan: Says the one who is addicted to Jared Padalecki.
Swag-chan: ... *hides her Jared Padalecki x Reader fanfictions* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I DONT HAVE SMUT HEHEHE
Author-chan: What about the Negan or Carl ones?
Swag-chan: ....F*CK THIS SH*T I'M OUT! *runs out the door*
Mabel: She's definitely high.
Author-chan: Definitely.
Will: *shyly starts dancing to the music*
Tyrone: Wooo! Doing good!
Bill: *throwing money onto the stage*
Dipper: *picks up the money* -_- These are Stan Bucks.
Bill: ENJOY! *grins*
Dipper and Will: *finish with a sexy AF pose*
Swag-chan: HEHEHEHE *takes a picture*
Author-chan: SWAG-CHAN STOP BEING WEIRD
Swag-chan: NEVER!
Author-chan: Whatever. This chapter sucks. I'm gonna go watch Supernatural. PEACE OUT, BITCHES!
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