Author-chan: OHHH MAABBEELLLL! ALSO! BAE! I REQUIRE YOUR PRESENCE!
Mabel: WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?! DOES IT REQUIRE MY GRAPPLING HOOK?! *runs in with her grappling hook at the ready*
Author-chan: Uhh... No.
Sebastian: Yes, milady?
Author-chan: Get Ciel for me! Please. *smiles*
Sebastian: Of course. I shall return with my Master momentarily.
Mabel: AHHHH! BAE NUMBER TWO IS COMING! *licks her hands and slicks back her hair* ILLUMINACHO! I NEED TO BORROW A BOWTIE!
Bill: *sweatdrop* I told you to stop calling me that.
Will: S-s-she c-calls me Crybaby Blue N-nacho...
Mabel: Cuz it's true! NOW HOW BOUT THAT BOWTIE?! HURRY IT UP!
Bill: If you dare harm one of my bow ties, then I'll have to shoot a certain Shooting Star...
Mabel: UNDERSTOOD! *snatches the bow tie from around his neck*
Bill: OI! SHOOTING-
Dipper: Y-your shirt... Fell open... *nosebleed*
Bill: *unbuttons the rest of his shirt* *wiggles his eyebrows*
Will: N-n-not here, l-little brother!
Tyrone: If it were me you wouldn't object... *kisses Will's nose*
Will: *face turns redder than Rin's hair* I-I-I-I...
Tyrone: *ruffles Will's hair* I'm joking, my kawaii little Blueberry. *smiles*
Sebastian: My lady, I have returned. *carrying Ciel bridal style in his arms*
Ciel: SEBASTIAN WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS! PUT ME DOWN, DEMON!
Author-chan: Shut it, brat. *evil glare*
Ciel: WHA- YOU LITTLE WITCH! HOW DARE YOU INSULT-
Sebastian: Master. That is no way to speak to a young lady. Mind your manners as an Earl.
Ciel: Whatever. She started it. NOW PUT ME THE HELL DOWN!
Sebastian: Yes my lord. *puts Ciel down*
Author-chan: Now. Mabel. YOUR DARE IS TO KISS CIEL!
Mabel: ASDHEHURNSJDNE! *grabs Ciel and forcibly kisses him*
Ciel: MMPH!
Sebastian: *jealous eye twitch*
Author-chan: It's okay Sebby. He's still all yours. *stands on tiptoes in attempt to reach Sebastian's head to pat it*
Sebastian: *chuckles and kneels down to Author-chan's height so she can pat his head*
Bill: *scoffs and rolls his eyes* *mumbles* Softie...
Sebastian: What was that?
Bill: Nothing... Nothing at all...
Gideon: NOT ANOTHER ONE! *runs out of house screaming*
Author-chan: Wimp... Someone's scared of demons.
Sebastian, Bill, and Will: *smirk*
DU LIEST GERADE
Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
